You know youre a stoner when...

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  1. crashandburn

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    You know you're a stoner when

    - you can comprise a list of at least 50+ people that you have toked with
    - at least 95% of the people's numbers saved on your phone are stoners
    - you arrive at your friend's house and their parents automatically ask YOU if YOU wanna hit
     
  2. m0th_eaten

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    You know youre a stoner when you've read every single reply god knows how many times and still laughs out loud :D

    You know youre a stoner when you drop a blunt in a pile of leaves and have 4 of your friends help you look for it... in the fall :-/

    You're a stoner when everything you say starts with "i was sooo high/high as hell"

    You know you're a stoner when the munchies you eat are called Munchies!!! ooh yeah, trail mix :D!!!
     
  3. Spastic_Monkey

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    That's one of the best ones in this thread
     
  4. Autentique

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    You know you are a stoner when you see a box of brownie mix.. and you think hmmm.. weed, (instead of hmm.. chocolate, brownies, food.)
    You know you are a stoner when you start hiding weed from your friends.. that was my last joint man.. (while you have a "secret personal stash").
     
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    You know your a stoner when it's hard to fit your entire stash in your stash box.
     
  6. NeoPascal

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    You know your a stoner when all your paraphanalia has a corrisponding soft case to keep it safe.
     
  7. NeoPascal

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    U know your a stoner when even though u one several pieces of it, u still misspell paraphanalia.
     
  8. NeoPascal

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    U know your a stoner when everytime you see a water bottle you immediatly thing "that would make a great bong."
     
  9. NeoPascal

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    U know your a stoner when choosing between sex and weed, you really have to think about it.
     
  10. NeoPascal

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    U know your a stoner when the best use of your time is comming up with "you know your a stoner when..." phrases.
     
  11. NeoPascal

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    you know your a stoner when you post five "you know your a stoner when..." phrases in a row in different posts.
     
  12. Tigerbeam

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    you know your a stoner if you have read this entire thread 3 times and its always new to you
     
  13. Tigerbeam

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    you know your a stoner when.... my hands.... oooohh....
     
  14. NatureFreak412

    NatureFreak412 Art of Balance

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    When you are stoned adn you think about the time that you were stoned before and the shit that happened and u laugh about it and everyone is like what are you laughing at, and you totally forget
     
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    You know you are a stoner when instead of buying a system cleaning drink..... which could have been used to pass a drug test and get a job, you buy a bong.

    Needless to say I failed the drug test :&
     
  16. oOflyeyesOo

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    You know your a stoner, When you smoke each morning just to become "normal" again. When weed isnt even considered a high anymore.
     
  17. physicalxgraffiti

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    you know you're a stoner when you find yourself saying, AFTER you study you can smoke a bowl...
     
  18. USNavyDeadHead

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    When you find yourself in Wal-Mart at 4 AM buying silly putty and a deck of cards.
     
  19. Orsino2

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    When you get high and go to your grandmother's funeral stoned.

    heh... :p :D
     
  20. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    from another thread haha

    you know your a stoner when you start referring to a break as something youll 'quit' at some point
     
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