You know youre a stoner when...

You know you're a stoner when

- you can comprise a list of at least 50+ people that you have toked with
- at least 95% of the people's numbers saved on your phone are stoners
- you arrive at your friend's house and their parents automatically ask YOU if YOU wanna hit

 

You know youre a stoner when you've read every single reply god knows how many times and still laughs out loud

You know youre a stoner when you drop a blunt in a pile of leaves and have 4 of your friends help you look for it... in the fall :-/

You're a stoner when everything you say starts with "i was sooo high/high as hell"

You know you're a stoner when the munchies you eat are called Munchies!!! ooh yeah, trail mix !!!

 

That's one of the best ones in this thread

 

You know you are a stoner when you see a box of brownie mix.. and you think hmmm.. weed, (instead of hmm.. chocolate, brownies, food.)
You know you are a stoner when you start hiding weed from your friends.. that was my last joint man.. (while you have a "secret personal stash").

 

You know your a stoner when it's hard to fit your entire stash in your stash box.

 

You know your a stoner when all your paraphanalia has a corrisponding soft case to keep it safe.

 

U know your a stoner when even though u one several pieces of it, u still misspell paraphanalia.

 

U know your a stoner when everytime you see a water bottle you immediatly thing "that would make a great bong."

 

U know your a stoner when choosing between sex and weed, you really have to think about it.

 

U know your a stoner when the best use of your time is comming up with "you know your a stoner when..." phrases.

 

you know your a stoner when you post five "you know your a stoner when..." phrases in a row in different posts.

 

you know your a stoner if you have read this entire thread 3 times and its always new to you

 

you know your a stoner when.... my hands.... oooohh....

 

When you are stoned adn you think about the time that you were stoned before and the shit that happened and u laugh about it and everyone is like what are you laughing at, and you totally forget

 

You know you are a stoner when instead of buying a system cleaning drink..... which could have been used to pass a drug test and get a job, you buy a bong.

Needless to say I failed the drug test :&

 

You know your a stoner, When you smoke each morning just to become "normal" again. When weed isnt even considered a high anymore.

 

you know you're a stoner when you find yourself saying, AFTER you study you can smoke a bowl...

 

When you find yourself in Wal-Mart at 4 AM buying silly putty and a deck of cards.

 

When you get high and go to your grandmother's funeral stoned.

heh...

 

from another thread haha

you know your a stoner when you start referring to a break as something youll 'quit' at some point