You know youre a stoner when...

no, its implying that weed is the prominent one because of the way work 'gets in the way' of it.

like in the start, youre doing work prominently, and so weed gets in the way of it. but when your a stoner, your smoking habitually, so the work you need to do gets in the way, of your habit that is. in both cases, the habit is blocked by the special case.

 

You know your a stoner when you go to the movies with a girl and toke up before the movie, then when u go to buy the ticket u totally forget what ur going to see and hold up the line. lmao

 

nar see man you made the mistake: thats a 'you know youre stoned' not a 'you know youre a stoner'

 

you know your a stoner when you start smoking at 4:20 and never stop. and i do mean NEVER!

 

i agree with you man... i feel bad for the little kids growing up in the world today..



rap = crap.. i don't mean to offend anyone when i say this: the whole rap / hip-hop scene is fake (to me) and just ridiculous.. i laugh when i see thier music videos.. they just look really stupid

 

rap= rhythm and poetry


quit listening ot the shit on mtv and find some realy rap and youll probably like it.

 

^ absolutely. some is actually really really good. then there's your homogenized misogynistic crapola on MTV.
can we get back to the thread?

you know you're a stoner when you cycle through the 9 pages of this because you forgot them all and can use a cheap laugh.

 

haha, word

my dealer is my neighbor and one of my best friends ha ha. even though he takes all my money.

 

you know your a stoner when......

you cash the 3 ft bong in one hit.

You have such mad driving skills you can avoid t-boning a mustang go up a driveway miss a pole by not even an inch go down the next driveway not scraping a single thing get back on the road... and still be holding the bowl and lighter in hand.


you can have an in depth conversation about any inanimate or fictional object without even thinking twice. and you act like its something thats going on in real life.


you can judge in 3.7 seconds with your naked eye if a bag is too small, but you cant remember what color shirt you wore last night

You get pulled over when three of you are not even halfway done smoking a freshly rolled blunt, you ask the person holding the blunt to eat it; not only do they eat it but they do so with absolutely zero hesitation.
And... Your other friend knows to light a smoke and fan the smoke around the car to cover up the smell
Then... While the officer is writing the ticket all the three of you can do is laugh making references to Super Troopers and other stoner related movies.
And... Your already talking about more pot because you totally just missed out on half a blunt man. WTF lol


ur on the phone with ur mom, stoned as a motherfucker, telling her what u want her to get you from the supermarket. After about a 15 minute description of products, your mother replies, "are you stoned?"


you can have a normal conversation joking and laughing with one of your dealers he asks you why you can't meet up with him, then all of the sudden out of nowhere get a stone serious face and say "Honestly, I'm going to putt putt."

 

you know your a stoner when you spend 2 hours with you friend exchanging stoner songs on aim.

you know your a stoner when you get high at 3 o clock in the morning with your best friends and when one of em suggest we jump the fence to the pool and go swimming....you start running towards the fence and get over and get down to your boxers just so you can be the first one in.

you know your a stoner when a bowl comes before your morning cigarrete

you know your a stoner when people think your half asian jsut because your eyelids are droopy all the time

 

hahaha!!!!! that last one was great!

you know youre a stoner when you smoke before doing work, instead of after

 

haha you know your stoners when you and your cooworker laugh for ages and ages that one of your till's totalled 420 dollars at the end of the day

 

you know your a stoner when you realise mould has been growing on your legs for like three weeks

 

dont you mean 'you know your unhealthy'

you know your a stoner when you spend 40 minutes talking about cultivating marijuana with peers

 

You know you're a stoner when you tell one of your friends "You should stone your mom when your REALLY phoned"

The idea in the first place is already pretty stupid but then when you start tripping over your words, you're screwed. xD

 

you know your a stoner when instead of using weed as an incentive for getting your work done you get high and then tell yourself you cant have any munchies until your work is done.

 

you know your a stoner when...

When you eat cereal you make sure theres no people in your milk because you thought honey i shrunk the kids was based on a true story.

 

^hahahahhahahahaha

that was great



you know your a stoner when you get stoned and think your on a magic carpet......made of astroturf.

 

You know you are a stoner when you are out of paper and you rip a page out of the Bible to make a joint.

 

When you realize that anything can be turned into a bong.