You know youre a stoner when...

you know that happens to everyone ?
you know you can clean it?

 

when u seriously think hard for something like this

 

wow someone just revealed their novice

 

lol yeh so0me of them are rpetty shit.. but who cares, the number of posts is beating some of the 'lets make the biggest thread on the forums' threads hehe

 

lol well not the one in random section...

well anywya

the comments have to suggest that you smoke a lot, or have very specific smoking habits, thats what being a stoner is about, not just smoking weed

 

Yeah, and this one actually has a point, it's a real thread.

Um, you know you're a stoner when you REALLY know what it's like to use the Bible to help you find God.

 

you know you're a stoner when you get knocky about what does and doesnt constitute being a stoner

 

you know ur a stoner when ur room and desk look like this.....(notice the blankets hung over the windows so the sun doesn't wake me up)

 

ooo you have the same router as me

 

lol man and you only started smoking like a few months ago? have you made all thos psychedelic changes since then or did you like that sorta room before you were a stoner too? hehe

 

I've had my roompainted like this since the 4th grade lol. I dunno why but I got really into the whole hippy scene. I burned incense and crap it was weird. Eneryone thought I was crazy cuz they weren't deep enough to understand why.

 

O yea I meant to say the main reason I got drawn into it was because of the music. I heard some guys on the forums talking about Jimi Hendrix and Phish and stuff. So I bought a couple albums and I listened to purple haze about a million times and was amazed my phish's Junta album. I just loved the beleifs and stuff man its weird. I play the drums and I've always loved music like when I was little I bought about every Elvis CD ever and I still have some. I was just eally into all the music and I went to a Phish concert before I smoked with my dad and I stayed for the whole thing sober. Thats the main reason I smoke too is for the music.

 

Not to post excessively but I was reading what I put and it sounds like I meant Elvis to be part of the hippt music thing but I was just putting that as an example of my love for music even at early ages.

 

You know you're a stoner when you lock yourself in the closet and smoke there in order to recycle the smoke cuz you don't have a lot of weed left (been there, done that...sigh, how sad).

 

At least they still allow fireworks there. We've had so many accidents involving fireworks and firecrackers that they're now illegal in my city.

 

that sucks! Fireworks are the bomb. Trippy shit

 

you know your a stoner when u can't get weed so you jsut buy new & interesting paraphenelia to tide over the stoenr side of you until you get weed

(its not really a joke.....iv ebeen doing it for 2 months )

 

Believe me, I know how you feel. I've been doing it for half a year now.

 

You're smokeing a bowl of nugz, resin, and roaches at the same time, like I am right now...

 

When you search the whole house for shoes, then finally discover they have been on your feet the whole time.