You know youre a stoner when...

when...

you smoke to try to keep yourself awake...

*sparks bowl*

 

you know you're a stoner when you're over the age of 12 but still watch Dragontales regularly.

 

the one about the 2 friends helping you was great lol

you know your a stoner when everytime you see a cooking pot in a store you place it on your head and yell hey everyone im a pothead..........or you could jsut be really immature.......or you could be both like me !

 

Dragontales is such an amazing show

 

hahahaha!

 

... when it takes longer to pack your weed and smoking stuff for a weekend away than it does packing everything else

... when your running late for a weekend away, but think you'll just have a quick reefer before you go, making yourself even more late. but stoned for the train journey

 

dunno if this was said yet...

you know you're a stoner when you spend more $$$ on pot than food.

 

haha, dragontales...

 

dont know if this has been done, but imma give it a shot...

you know your a stoner when every time you go to carls jr., you HAVE to get 4 spicy chicken sandwhich's so they equal $4.20

 

You know you're a stoner when:

1. your dream vacation is Amsterdam.
2. you never go out without your lighter, your pipe, and your Visine, even when you don't have weed cuz you never know when you're gonna bump into someone who might have some and might give you some.
3. you feel paranoid around cops even when you're sober and you're not carrying anything.
4. your happiest memories are hard to remember because you were stoned in all of them.
5. you can't imagine marrying someone who's not a stoner or at least non-judgmental towards stoners.
6. when you visit another country, you always look out for the nearest headshop.
7. high times is to you what the bible is for christians.

 

you know you're a stoner when not being stoned is a weird thing for u

 

you know your a stoner when ur dealer is ur best friend

 

lol all those count for me

 

*You know you're a stoner when your bong is taller than your dog.
*You know you're a stoner when you roll seeds into your joint on purpose so you can hear popping on the 4th of July because you can't afford to buy fireworks
*You know you're a stoner when you thought the ebola virus was a type of weed...
*You know you're a stoner when your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
*You know you're a stoner when every cylindrical thing you see turns into plans of some new smoking device...
*You know you're a stoner when you sell your car for gas money (sounds like something I would do...once I get a car, that is...)

 

You know your a stoner when you have a really funky multicoloured hat with a leaf on it but you cant wear it cause you spilled bong water on it last night and it smells nasty. I hate it when that happens.

 

you know your a stoner when yer bowl doesnt work anymore because its clogged with resin-tar from excessive smoking

happened to my friend on friday.... his bowl doesnt work because its filled with tar/resin. its really sick

 

You know your a stoner when you walk inside and your friends dad says "Have you been drinking?" and you say "no" and laigh because you really haven't been drinking!

 

You know your a stoner when ur talkin and all of the sudden u burp out smoke.



You know your a stoner when u want to mow the lawn rly rly bad and u beg ur dad to let you even though you just mowed it 2 days ago for 15 dollars.

 

you know your a stoner when you wait for 3 hours for a phone call thats not even from a girl.

 

seems like all people are writing is what happens to them weather or not there a stoner

p.s.most stoners dont worry about red eyes