You know you're a pothead when...

when you have over 1000 posts on a forum soley dedicated to marijuana

 

*when the first thing you do when you get a new lighter is to turn it upside down to see if it will work well with a bong... followed by a 'nice!'

 

You hump a tree for a few minutes

You think you are a native american and dance tribal dances

You pour the entire box of cereal into a bigass bowl and a ton of milk and eat it all

You think blue collar tv is witty and original

Your window is open at one in the morning during winter

 

I wish people would remember that this forum is not SOLELY dedicated to marijuana. WE are simply in a sub forum of the Hip forums which ecompass many more things beyond marijuana...but yes I understand your point

 

im sorry to say but that was horrible

 

actually this paticular forum is soley dedicated to marijuana the site that the forum is on isnt but the forum is there are also forums about politics and things on this site but this forum is

if uve ever made a garlic grilled cheese out of stale bread and cheese thats been settin on the counter since the last party becuz uve already ate the rest of the munchy food

 

of course it exists, no need to be sorry. but it has been five or six months since someone has posted in it, therefore, it is greatly different from the humdrum of cool music to listen to high threads. I give it a go (not that my opinion has any influence). But for reference sake here is the old thread
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=82117

 

Sorry if its been said...

But

You know you're a stoner when you are honestly surprised when you meet someone who doesnt smoke. And then your next thought is, "how the fuck do they get through life?"

When you change your ferrets name from TK to Toker after you realize she will come running from across the room to get smoke blown in her face everytime you hit your pipe.

 

From a stoner friend of mine who has been smoking for a few years...

"You know you are as stoner when you can no longer get it hard and get it up"....oh god and he is so sexy too....poor guy!!!

How the fuck do you get through life without it?

Lots of ways...music, singing, sex, love, friends, healing, etc etc

I thought people said it wasnt addictive....????????

 

Yeah you mistook how i was stating it. Its not addictive, I am plenty capable of having an amazing time without being high, and i do often. But i couldn't imagine NEVER being high.

 

Not admitting that marijuana is addictive is pretty stupid imo.

you you're a stoner when you always try to roll cones with whatever piece of paper/cardboard you have in your hands.

 

marijuana is as addictive as delicious chocolate cake. if it's there I'm gonna eat and enjoy it, but i can survive with out it.

 

Yeah... I seem to agree with most of what you say. You have good sense in what it's about.

 

When your cousin that hasn't seen nor talked to you in 10 years and asks if you have any weed he can buy.

 

true that my friend....i am constantly rolling something

 

someone names a place, and all you think about is how the bud is there

 

god thats so true.

i remember my brother and his girlfriend came in to town and we went out for lunch with my dad. i picked up the napkin and was involved in a pretty heavy conversation and half way through my dad asked me what i was doing.

turns out i rolled a spliff while talking, didnt even realize it.

 

when one of your favorite things abotu your girlfriend is that she doens't mind :tongue:

 

you know your a stoner when your thumbs are bruised

 

Or a vivid bass player :H