You know you're a pothead when...

dude...if only there was 40 days in august, then we could get twice as high imagine...8/40, i like the sound of that

 

You know you're a pothead when a 'Wake and Bake' becomes part of your routine.

 

you know you're a stoner if you're going to have lunch with a cop and a dispatcher and you still smoke two bowls before heading out the door.

you know you're a stoner if you've spent more on cannabis than your wardrobe in the past 6 months

 

You know you're a stoner when the only immediate words that flow to mind during any given period of time are 'dude', 'cool', 'man', and 'sweet'.

 

You know you are a pothead if you are convinced for a whole year that it consists of 165 days haha

 

haha! then you are a super pothead

 

You know you're a stoner when you get stoned before going to court, facing a possession of marijuana charge. And celebrate afterwords by smoking enough bowls to make you forget how many bowls you've smoked.

 

for breakfast you have a bowl packed with fruity pebbles, OJ, and a spliff

 

haha. how bout honey nut cherrios pulpy oj and that spliff? if so, guilty as charged

 

you know your a stoner when...

...you have smoked marijuana within 10 seconds of opening your eyes
...you enjoy making your friends wake up and smoke marijuana within the first 10 seconds
...you know how many grams are in an eighth, quarter, half ounce, ounce, two ounces, quarter pound, half pound, pound. know how many eighths in a half pound etc. but still cant remember your girlfriends birthday or do simple math.
...you think that lighting joints backwards means 'big roaches'
...you reach a point in your day whre you dread the thouht of having to roll a joint
...you smoke right before you go to sleep and again when you wake up
...you have made a pipe out of more than 5 different fruits or vegetables
...you have smoked out of bongs made with two or less pieces
...you are a bong
...your mom looks like a bong
...you have spent over 2 consecutive hours breaking up roaches
...you have broken up so much cronic that you have become winded

im done

 

You know you are stoned when you are talking to fascists and the next day you realise they were not putting it on and that they really were going to smash your face in if you didnt stop laughing at their ideas

 

you know your a pothead when you watch those "this is your brain" commercials then go in the kitchen and make an omlette lol

 

You know when you are a pothead, because sometimes you go home thinking its about 2am and when you get home your mom and dad are just finishing washing the dishes and then you notice its only 8pm , and they start asking you all sorts of questions which you'd rather not answer

 

hmm, this sounds quite much like a personal event?

 

Pour sugar on your french fries....

 

You know you're a pothead when 1 spliff will not suffice for a wake and bake; 2 is in order.

 

LOL! For real!

 

you know youre a pothead when you use words like "wake and bake"

 

You know you're a stoner when...

You tell your friends you're not gonna smoke that day...
and they pass the bowl to you and you toke up without thinking.

You dress up in capes, grab your plastic ninja swords, and run around the neighborhood with your friend playing "super ninja stoners!" and don't understand why people look at you funny...then try and play-attack the "awesome possum" you see in the distance which turns out to be your neighbor's cat...lol

You go skinny dipping and then decide to pet the swan and almost get attacked by it...

You don't know how you ended up in some girl's basement, you wake up on the floor watching Purple Rain the movie...and somehow have cheetos in your hand...

You go to the bathroom during suspension to get high...come back and can't stop laughing at the security guard...

Sit during a two hour detention with 3 grams in your hand... because you had no where else to put it and the dealer had no time to put it in anything since you were running late...

you're stoned right now.

 

The sad thing is i've had a friend that really did that. We wanted to celebrate him getting off probation, and we decided that we had to start early.

He was so high when he went to court, he could hardly even stand. (It was pretty funny, hopefully no one noticed.)

And the one about Taco Bell is right, damn that place to hell. Everytime i get stoned seems like that's the first place to go to.