You know you're a pothead when...

You find that yourself rolling various things like receipts and hamburger wrappers, just to stay sharp.
People can smell you before they see you
The background on your phone is a joint
You have more dealer friends than you can count on one hand... make that two... hell, lets include your feet
You KNOW the best road to take to avoid cops
The quarter pounder... it ain't just a Sandwhich

 

When you buy exactly enough food to make your bill $4.20

 

you believe people who have auto-rollers should be executed

 

How about if you lose a twenty sack becuase you were really high and got a strange notion to hide it in your roomate's room, then you get stoned and suddenly remember that you put it behind the stereo. Then you look down at your hand and see that last night you wrote "STEREO" on it to remember.


Oh, I had someone trying to tell me the other day that the puff-puff-pass rule doesn't apply to bongs...in that situation they claim it's light-light-pass, and if it keeps burning, you keep hitting it. Bullshit. Haha.

 

puff puff pass....everyone who's everyone is doing it, that's what I say

I get a little upset at those with bad grass etiquette

 

...If every sink in your house is missing its screen


...If going through your notebooks is like "Where's Waldo?" but with little pot leaves hidden all over.

 

you know your a pothead when you call somebody and at the end of the conversation you thank them for calling you (did that today lol)

 

Thats me man lol

 

hahhaahahahah

 

shit Im a fuckin pothead.

you know youre a pothead when you go to pour your apple juice in a bowl.

 

I poured my Golden Grahams in a glass just the other day....

 

you know your a pothead when you read my stoner moment threads and can relate

 

You callin me a stoner or somethin? Damn, thats messed- oh wait......

 

You know youre really stoned When you are standing at a bus stop and when the bus arrives you cant remember where the hell you were gonna go to, but you get on it anyway, otherwise all the other people at the bus stop might realise youre stoned.

When you have to act straight but the more straight you try to act - the more stoned you think you look to others

When you go to a shop and forget what you went in to buy, but come back out with half a ton of chocolate, a packet of jelly beans, and watch strap - even though you dont have a watch

 

I think I havent the cultural background to understand this 4/20 joke . What happens on April, 20th ?

 

420 is the undisputed official number for stoners. Anything that has anything to do with the number four-twenty should put a smile on any stoners face. Ex: When the clock reaches 4:20, April 20th (4/20), artwork that has a clock reading 4:20. Shirts, hats. When you buy something for exactly $4.20, $420, etc......all of which will bring a smile to my face.

I don't know it's origon....I've heard many though. I've heard April 20th was the day Jerry Garcia was born, and I've been told it was the day he died. Neither of which are true. I've heard that it was a code used by police for "Pot smoking in progress" (Officer Bob: "We got a 420 in progress here at the corner of 4th and 20." Along with so many other things. I don't think anyone knows where it really came from.

 

4/20 is also Hitlers Birthday

 

420 is not so much a time or place as it is a state of mind. A stoned state of mind, to be specific. In the past, HIGH TIMES has reported on various competing theories surrounding the appearance of this unique bit of smoker slang, but as the following timeline clearly shows, the controversy has been resolved. The original story of 420 begins with five fellow students - all of whom assumed the nom de pot Waldo - who met after school at the appointed hour to smoke some of Californias finest, and occasionally searched for a hidden pot field they'd heard about in the hills outside town.

taken from hightimes.com

 

for more random 4/20 info...

Carmen Electra was born on 4/20 and also got married to Dave Navarro of Janes Addiction on 4/20

The Columbine shootings took place on 4/20( R.I.P. to all those who lost their lives for no reason)

The clocks in the movies Pulp Fiction and Lost in Translation are set to 4:20

 

i once ate at taco bell four times, and once at wendys, this is one day of course, and i wasn't even high that day