You Know You're a Hippie If...

You may be a Hippy if you speak atleast twice as slow as the normal individual.











"I am the Proudest Monkey you've ever seen" ~Dave Matthews

 

You may be a hippy if you take the time to think deeply about what you're about to say before you speak and not just spewing idle chit-chat to kill the silence.

 

You may be a hippy if you have a pipe collection

 

You may be a Hippy if you hate new blue jeans but will wear an old pair till they fall apart.

 

You may be a hippy if you stand your jeans in a corner instead of hanging them up.

 

You may be a hippy if a good day out for you consists of a backpacking trail through the woods.

 

you may be a hippy if you have read the entire label on a bottle of Dr.Bronner's Soap

 

You may be a hippy if you believe you can transport yourself to egypt by sitting up straight and closing your eyes.

 

You may be a hippy if you think Mycelium is the most beautiful word in the world.

 

You may be a hippy if you accidentally put the wrong mushrooms in the thanksgiving stuffing.

 

You may be a Hippy if the word "Tab" doesn't bring liscense or soft drink to mind.

 

You may be a hippy if an incense stick set your curtain on fire.

 

you may be a hippy if you wear a headband

 

You may be a Hippy if your dog wears a bandana.

 

you may be a hippy if you name your pets after liquor types

 

you may be a hippy if your dogs name is dog.....and your cats name is cat

 

You may be a Hippy if your house is made from remnants of 5 other houses.

 

you may be a hippy if you are a man.......................................with a ponytail

 

You may be a Hippy if you stick it to ...the MAN.

 

You may be a hippy if you name your kids one, two, three, etc.