You Know You're a Hippie If...

You may be a Hippy if you walk into a room and it takes a half hour for you to realize you don't know why you're there.

 

You may be a hippy if you can tie your head hair to your arse hair..

 

you may be a hippy if you have pubic dreads

 

You may be a hippy if your bathtub is a pond.

 

You may be a hippy if you see ancient hieroglyphs dancing when you close your eyes

 

You may be a hippy if a white rabbit was once your guide.

 

You may be a Hippy if Grace Slick was once your guide.

 

You may be a hippy if your kitchen is made of wood.

 

You may be a Hippy if you think it's still the 60's

 

You may be a hippie if.......your bed linens are the same age , or older than you are , and you think Martha Stewart is a rock star

 

You may be a Hippy if you make a yearly pilgrimage to Yasgur's Farm.

 

You may be a Hippy if you know the words to D.C.B.A.-25 by heart.

 

You may be a Hippy if you know the words to Woodstock by heart.

 

you may be a hippy if you know woodstock was not held in woodstock...it was in Bethel

 

You may be a hippie if you think that your age is meaningless.

 

You may be a hippy if your pets include: 1 goat, 5 chickens and 2 rabbits.

 

You may be a hippy if people can smell you before they see you.

 

You may be a Hippy if your main food source doesn't come from the grocery store.

 

You may be a hippy if your body oda makes your eyes water.

 

You may be a Hippy if you think eating food that has been thrown away is one way to save the earth.