You Know You're a Hippie If...

Breakfast? wtf is that? Oh yea, coffee and wake n bake!

Zen

 

you could be a hippie if you love your earth and want peace, or just want to live in harmony

 

if you love the earth and everybody in it, even if they are evil.

 

You may be a Hippy if you've smoked a roach and it turned out to be a roach!

 

You may be a hippy if you have a one in seven chance of picking what day it is.

 

You may be a Hippy if you still reminisce about that smokin’ hash you got in '68.

 

you may be a hippy if you still have a bean of that hash you got in '68 stored away with other nostalgic bits and pieces (which may lead to an epiphany in time to come) in a trip bag.

 

You may be a Hippy if you still have a bean bag chair.

 

If you fart in presence of the royalty.

 

You burn Satya Sai Baba Super Hit incense sticks & cones simultaneously, causing a circuitry stream of thick, combined smoke.

 

You may be a hippie if you don't do laundry at all.

 

You may be a hippy if you can remember that Woodstock was a tour:grouphug:

 

You may be a Hippy if; if it wasn't for flashbacks you wouldn't have any memories at all.

 

You may be a Hippy if you've ever tried to smoke banana peels.

 

You may be a hippy if you've ever advised anyone, 'If it's yellow, let it mellow; If it's brown, flush it down.'

You may be a hippy, if you can't tell the difference between your life and a Cheech & Chong movie.

You may be a hippy if you can't tell the difference between your life and a rock.

Yew Mae bee a hippy if yew jest disk-covered what a spill-Czech is and all ways use it two spill Czech yore riding and spilling.

 

You might be a hippy if your sense of humour and outlook on life were all inspired by Mad magazine (even if you don't realize it...)

You might be a hippy if you miss your long lost last pair of bell bottoms, more than most of the chicks you ever knew.

 

You may be a hippy (or atleast a baby boomer), if you wanted to take up the offer and sock it to both Goldie Hawn and Judy Carne.

 

You may be a Hippy if you still say groovy and far out from time to time.

 

You may be a hippy if you read this thread and now Donovan's song, Mellow Yellow, is stuck in your head.