You Know You're a Hippie If...

You may be a Hippy if you spend a little time each day trying to understand how people can misunderstand your life so badly.

 

You may be a Hippy if you still run through water sprinklers.

 

You may be a hippy if you have a wanderlust.

 

haha that made me laugh WB, that's a good story

you may be a hippie if you have an emergency stockpile of lentils in the basement

 

You may be a Hippy if you think incense covers up the smell of what you're smoking.

 

you follow your heart

 

You may be a Hippy if every time you see a school bus you think with a little fixing up I could live there.

 

Ha, I used to look at buses that way when I was in grade school. All you need to do is take out some seats and bolt a bed in there, maybe put in a stove and junk. Tint the windows and make a few other alterations.

 

Don't forget the paint job!

 

Your kids had a food fight, throwing lentils and honey around the kitchen. (No, I wasn't impressed)lol.

 

^ lol that sounds fun.

 

When you do, in fact, hug trees.

 

gold

 

When you realize that, as it turns out, love really is all you need.

 

You may be a Hippy if you think just sitting on your front porch is a real good time.

 

but it really IS a good time!

 

Yeah, you could be a redneck as well if you think that

 

You may be a hippie if you've set off the smoke alarm because of your burning incense. (Done it.)

 

You may be a hippie if........................What? ((((phhhhht, cough,cough))))
What?.....what was the question? Where's that friggin roach clip? Oh, man...what?

Zen

 

you smoke a bong before breakfast