You Know You're a Hippie If...

You may be a hippie if you shower weekly or less.

 

You may be a hippie if .....



your name appears in this book!

 

Or on the front.

 

if you consider tofu a special treat.

 

You may be a Hippy if you hate swimming pools but love swimming holes.

 

You may be a hippy if you find no need to explain your actions to others..

Peace

 

. . .You may be a hippie if you find no need to condemn the actions of others..

 

You may be a Hippy if you find yourself laughing and can't explain why to others.

 

you may be a hippie if you can instantly tell if someone "sucks", is a "drag" or has "good vibes".

 

You maybe a Hippy if you drive your V-dub to work in the winter with a wool army blanket on your lap and take off some clothes to work outdoors when you get there.

 

you may be a hippie if you have to clear off the table and open the windows when you hear the doorbell.

 

You may be a Hippy if you still call policemen the pigs.

 

guilty
"i smell bacon!"

you may be a hippie if your daughter keeps reminding you that she's a girl, not a hey man!

 

I say that to every person I've seen except my boss, the judge and my p.o. and of course "the" po.

 

Sounds like the voice of experience.

You may be a Hippy if you think bib overalls are a fashion statement.

 

Overalls have bibs? NO WAY!

 

You may be a hippy if ya can laugh like hell at this and nod your head yes...

Peace

 

You maybe a Hippy if you have Hippy as part of your screen name.

 

You may be a hippy if....you have a HUGE collection of baggies lying around , but have never packed a lunch !!!!

 

you march to the beat of a different drummer...