You know your stoned when......

rofl, last night i ripped 2 bowl packs of my bong alone... i felt liek i was a snake on the last hit, haha

 

You know you're stoned when you go into walgreens and buy clear eyes, pack of lighters, and 8 wonka bars.

 

You know you're stoned when you get a pack of 8 Cherry Bakewells to snack on and you eat them all within five minutes of opening the pack and complain that there aren't any more.

 

i think this one takes the cake, because its so true, and its not liek a lot of the posts on here that are.. "i did that once" or "true" or something dumb

 

you know your stoned when you think your walking and talking with your friends but your accually 100 yards infront of them

 

you know youre stoned when you make cereal and coffe only to pour hot water from the kettle into the cereal =D

 

you know you are stoned when it is 3pm and you are falling asleep

 

You know each and every one of these actually happened, but this is one that everyone had done.

You know you're stoned when you are buying munchies and search every pocket you have for your wallet, because you think you gave too little money when you actually gave too much, and your wallet is in your other hand the whole time.

 

you know your stoned when you....drive round for about an hour looking for road signs to steal then arranging them at the top of a high rock...

 

I think everyone must be guilty of this one...

You know you're stoned when you said you were going to conserve your weed before your smoke, and half way through smoking you decide "Fuck it" and smoke the rest of your sack even though you're already really high

 

You know you're stoned when... wait, what was the question?

 

hhhahah brilliant. that just about sums it all up

 

u know ur a stoned stoner when u meat ur next door neighbor after living ther for like 5 years and then going over to his hous and breaking his bong stems and shit, and u tell him that weve partyed together, and that ive been partying all summer...(wut might have happened to me today...)

 

I totally do that, god damn low will power.

 

You know your stoned when you go into the kitchen for a ham and cheese sandwich and come out with a deluxe hot ham & cheese with toasted bread, couple hand-fulls of chips, a lil fruit cup, a cupcake, a flavor-ice (those popsicles in the long skinny plastic kinda like this [________] , a cup of orange juice. Eat that all and decide to load another bowl or two..........(happened last night )

 

YES^^, ive made hot dogs with bologna on them, ive dipped salami in salsa and chased it down with potato chips, i made a vanilla ice cream, peanut butter, fluff, jelly, and choco pudding sandwich once... so much shit

 

GOTTA LOVE HAVE THE MUNCHIES...........AND THE ODD BUT USUALLY VERY SATISFYING CRAVINGS IT CREATES!!!


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lol i ate marshmallows on prawn crackers once when i had some serious munchiies lol i dont know whether it was because i was stoned or not but damn that shit tasted goood

 

you know your stoned when you have read all 10 pages of this thread..

 

You know you're stoned when you're holding your stereo remote control in your hand and you try to take a sip out of it because you think it's beer, but the beer ends up sitting 1 foot away from you and you hit yourself in the lips with the remote. It just happened to me