You know your stoned when......

i take that as a personal truth?lol

u know ur stoned when u wake up, after passing out stoned, at 6pm and get ready for work (on ur day off)

 

lol i had to do it today, i couldnt rememer what came after Q, or R or T for that matter.

 

btw jean i love ur sig ; )

ummm u know ur stoned when u coment hot ppl on the internet

 

;P

you know youre stoned when you talk about chocolately rainbows coming out your mouth ^^

 

i know im stoned cuz i started inhaling off a gatorade bottle b4 6am

 

you know your stoned when your riding your bike and you think you pass your house but really you havent even gotten there

its happend to me

 

you know youre stoned when you can gobble down a cake in a minute flat ;P

 

u know ur stoned when u have eated an entire box of ice cream treats, and went for a boat ride (truestory)

 

you know youre stoned when you think your switched off mobile phone is burning into your leg ;D

 

You know you're stoned when you sit on the couch with two friends holding a PS2 controller in you hand for two days straight with Madden on pause. A friend of mine did this one time.

 

you know your stoned when you go to the kitchen to make some food and end up arrangeing everything in sight into cool patterns and calling it modern art. only to be yelled at by your parents for making a fucking mess.

 

you know you are stoned when you stop at every single stop sign for atleat 10 seconds because you are convinced that there is a cop behind you...somewhere..

 

You know you're stoned when you are walking down a neighborhood street and you see a car pulling out of their driveway and you swear the whole thing up to them driving off is in slow motion!

...Man I was really high then

 

You know you're stoned when you wake up with a plate next to you and on that plate there is 2 pieces of bread with sliced up hot dogs inside with ketchup, mustard, and relish all over it with one bite missing.

 

You know your stoned when you poor sugar on carrots, but them in a cerial bowl, poor milk on them and claim they are good.
^^(true story)

 

Pretty much summed up my life..

 

That reminds me of the one time I got caught my mom found a bong. So I was talkin to my best friend at school and I was like dude I gotta quit for at least a week now. I was freakin out I was like dude it might even be a month. Then that night I got home and my ma wasn't there so I got really stoned.

 

you know youre stoned when you start talking to your bong ;P

 

you know you're stoned when you can't figure out where the fuck you are while smoking

 

you know your stoned when insted of doing all the things you planned, you just sit there thinking!!