You know your stoned when......

God this thread is so funny! Lots of these have happened to me. You know your stoned when you have to hold on the the railing to walk up a flight of stairs, so you dont fall up them.

 

You know your stoned when you make a post like this!-

 

when you go to the kitchen after you forgot that you were cooking somethn(cause ren and stimpy was on) and thers 9 eggs in the pot

 

......when you and two friends drink an entire bottle of maple syrup because there is nothing else to eat or drink and the munchies are just that powerful(another true story).

 

...when you forget where you are and everything just seems so ...happy.

 

When you put some popcorn in the microwave and start it up ...

Wait a little ...

Wait a little longer ...

Then all the sudden the popping stops!

Oh no! Get it out!!!

So you shut off the microwave and open the door.

Pull out the popcorn and open the bag.

You then start to pour it in the bowl just to find ...

over 60 percent of the bag did NOT even pop!

WTF?!

 

^^ i understand, man, i understand. i ALWAYS undercook my food when i'm high.

 

When I'm doing something and it feels like forever...that's when I know I'm stoned.

 

You know you're stoned when you make the decision to watch Teletubbies and end up laughing your ass off at how retardedly trippy it is. BTW, Teletubbies is amazing on shrooms.

 

you know your stoned when you take 3minutes to put the key in the hole and lock the door

 

you try to pack the wrong end of your bat

 

you know youre stoned when it takes you eight attempts to roll another

 

You know you're stoned when you and your friend get into a deep conversation about psychedelics and what they're like and such (Particularly Shrooms and LSD). This happens with me and my friend a lot for some reason, haha.

 

You know you're a stoner when you're at a stop light waiting for the sun to turn green.

 

when u put alot of effort forth to complete the task of hitting the bowl while the flames still there and not missing lol

 

btw i love the undertheinfluence sig )

 

rofl happens to me all the time

 

The pipe is passed to you and you hold onto it for a solid 5 minutes staring off into space and suddenly someone says..."Hey man, you gonna hit that?" Then you're like....oh shit.

 

lol that happened to me so much last night i just get forgetting




you know youre stoned when you have to look up the alphabet on the internet

 

Probably doesn't apply to many people, but...
Generally, we know we're stoned when my husband sends me to the store for munchies (I walk everywhere) and I take the dog with me for something to hold on to (he's big) and then wonder why he's sitting there on the doorstep looking at me like 'mom, you've fucking lost it' while I search for my keys... and then remember the husband's home, so the door's unlocked.

You know you're stoned when your girlfriend/wife walks through the house completely naked, and then you walk into your bedroom, she's laying there baked out of her mind, and you go "How long have you been in here?!"
^That's what happened when we made thin brownies with 2oz. and ate about half the pan 'cause we "weren't feeling anything yet"