you know your a tripper when...

...you see a man with a large hat and you start wondering if hes got any shrooms.

 

You know you're a tripper when: You take the money that was supposed to be used for court fines and use it to buy supplies to make ayahuasca from a web supplier.

 

When you chew the same bite of mushroom pizza for ten minutes because you think it's too big to swallow, and when you do swallow it, it slides right down your throat.

 

when you call everyone else an outsider.

 

When the word "TRYPTAMINE" makes your dick hard

 

When you have a laser and strobe on your bedroom ceiling, a blacklight on the shelf, a fog machine uner the shelf, about a hundred glowsticks in a drawer, and every wall is a different color/wood/wallpaper, under the tripped out posters.

When anyone with a hallucinogen or drug question asks you first

When your buddies phone you up for "that wormwood shit" or agaric mushrooms, or salvia.

Techno has gone beyond music into flashback and nostalgia.

 

you no your a tripper when a bug lands on you and explodes into light
...this really happend to me

 

You can't take hearing tests, because you can't tell when you're hearing things.
You still call your pet mom.
You wake up four days later.

 

-when u whip yourself with electrical cors because the tingling feels so weird(HUGE dose of mescaline)
-when you start yelling at the voices,in public,hehe
-when you are convinced you have teleported 25 feet across a dancefloor
-when you discover something thats cool,you call every single person over to look at it,even if their sober,forgetting that u have to be tripping to see it
-when a new light toy is like the second coming of jesus

 

forgot another one....when you would rather watch milkdrop than tv,any time of the day

 

From Bill Hicks:
...When your car says "the Door is ajar" you have to pull over and ponder that one over for eight hours.
"How can the door be a jar?"
...When a cop comes up to the window and you look at him in the side mirror.
"look, a little bitty copper!"
"what do we do?"
"Stick him in the jar-door, leave him beside the road, you'll never get us copper, you'll never get us!"