you know you got a keeper

i'm not romantic at all.

 

you rubbed my feat, though.

 

you rubbed my feet, though.

 

that's not romantic, that's being nice.

 

Why didn't you just let her shave your head?

 

no freaking way.

 

KC can you make beans and cornbread? Cuz if the upcoming clone wars make you a widow I'll gladly piss on you once or twice a week for some beans and cornbread.

 

i'm making beans right now. cornbread is easy. my kids love it. especially with the beans ON IT.

 

do you fart? the guys seem to love that..

 

i've recently been unable to stop myself. it's horrible. it's the diet. too rich.

 

Thats weird. when I edited a post, it re posted the whole thing with my edit. huh

 

bbbrrrraaaaaappp

 

We had beans and cornbread last night. Then I had beans again today for late breakfast/early lunch. I hardly ever fart for some weird reason. I think I might be an alien.

 

I think aliens must have a way to excrete gasses from their bodies. But who knows. I've never seen an alien and nobody I know has ever seen an alien.

 

perhaps.

 

I tried shaving Daniel's head once...after that, he learned how to do it all on his own. Haha.

 

i, for one, don't care how in love i am. nobody is touching any part of me with a razor, other than me.

 

It was an electric razor when I did it. I won't touch anybody else with a safety or a straight razor, lol.

 

have you ever seen that episode of maury where this guy makes his wife hold his dick while he pisses so he can still hold a beer in each hand?

that was you wans't it