you know you got a keeper

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Wild Mountain Dave, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. when she'll climb in the shower with you just to hold the mirror for you while you shave. My mirror fell off the wall and broke so my lovely lady climbed in the shower and held it up for me. She was so diligent in being still and doing a good job. Kudos to my lady.
  2. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    yeah, it was cold.
  3. nesta

    nesta Banned

    ........why not just shave in front of the sink?
  4. quit whining
  5. I shave my entire head and it's way too hard to shave at the sink.
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    when you find one who'll hold your dick when your too drunk to piss

    and wipe your ass because your too fucked up to find it....

    THEN you got a keeper
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    well, he kept telling me to hold still, hold still, hold still. so i'm holding so still i'm not even breathing...AND HE PEED ON ME!
  8. we touched on that last night. we figure it'll happen eventually.
  9. well hell, you's complainin about being cold.
  10. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    You know she loved it. Prolly been hinting at it for years. Some women NEED to be treated like a urinal...
  11. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    this thread got good really quick

    lets hear some more. where did he hit ya with his stream????
  12. wally m

    wally m 14

    you know you got a keeper when he'll pee on you cuz your cold:D
  13. I am a closet romantic.
  14. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    next time, you gotta give her a squirt of diarrhea.

    pics or no pics, that would be epic, and would finally convince me that you do indeed have a keeper
  15. dixie_pixy

    dixie_pixy Refried Hippie

    I've never been pissed on luckily.

    But how about, I doctor my boy's owies when he get's hurt. Yesterday he flipped a go-kart with his little brother and I was there to wash the dirt out of the wounds! He told me how amazing it is to have a woman that will do the little things that matter.

    Closet romantic? I think not. That's such a romantic story... the little things count.
  16. ok ok I am a romantic. sheesh. I flipped an odesey one time and my wife just made fum of me in the hospital. She's not very romantic sometimes.
  17. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

    Yup, sounds like a good one. Id keep her around.:D
  18. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

  19. like that one didja

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