i'm not typically bitchy. if anyone ever told one of my friends, acquaintances or husband that i was a bitch, well, they'd look at you like you've lost your mind. however, i'm having what is quite possibly the most horrible period of my entire life. i've always said that women innappropriately use their period as an excuse for bad behavior. but i gotta say, this thing is SERIOUSLY fucking with my head. keeping my mouth shut and my attitude rational is REALLY HARD. haven't gone off half cocked yet, though. we went to the drive in last night, which is THE COOLEST THING EVER. especially if you have kids. haven't been in years..so, anyway, they have it conveniently set up with cars toward the front, SUVs next, then the largest vehicles in the back. some dumb bitch and his girlfriend in some sort of compact parked in the SUV section. the place gets really really full of a saturday night, so we pulled up, parked in front of them. they looked at my like "uh! omigod! i can't believe you parked in front of us!" dumbasses. so i put on my ugliest, meanest face, stared them both in the eyes, and said "hi. how ya doin'?" and stared right back until they looked away. they moved. then, yet another suv parked in front of their dumb asses. so when they were driving by, as we're sitting with my daughters and son and drinking some sodas, the punk bitch comes driving by to try to mad dog dave! he's got my baby in his arms, and he's slowing down in front of us to glare at us. i dont' fucking think so. thankfully, dave taught him the proper mean ass mutherfucker glare. i just can't believe they were pissed at us because they were fucking stupid. here's the point: if i wasn't on this particularly stupid period and all irrational and bitchy, there never would have been any drama. so fucking stupid. i feel like i'm in high school again. i woulda taken one look at their upset faces when we parked in front of them, got out, walked up, made the peace and pointed out that right in front of us was the car section and that they should park there if they didn't want suv's blocking their view of the screen. and that is the end of the story of "my most embarassing moment in current history." thank you all for coming.