in a doorway on the streeet a block north of ground zero in February, sitting on a chair in Bryant Park with people walking by, multiple bar/restaurant bathrooms, an unknowing friend's couch (we snuck into their house while their family was away), on top of castle thing at a playground, a pool (awesome), an interior stairwell where we got semi-busted (twice), back seat of a taxi, back row of a movie theater (team america was the movie, I believe), on top of a parachute (on the ground, obviously), in a closet at work, in a porno booth, in a walk-in fridge, on a catwalk above an auditorium, in a lighting booth...occasionally in a bed
we did it up against the wall of a ladies toilet in mcdonalds once, there we were banging away when someone came in to use the next cubicle- of course we slowed down a little and tried not to make any noise, we both got a buzz out of the fact that a stranger was so close, unaware of what we were doing all was going well until it became apparent that the lady in the next cubicle was suffering from quite a nasty stomach complaint. we both started laughing and feeling sick at the same time, so we corrected our clothing and made a quick exit. it kinda put a damper on events lol
In St James's Park, just down from Buckingham Palace. We thought we were being discreet but someone reported us and we got chased across the park by park police on motorcycles.
- On the roof of my house in the middle of the night (girl/girl) - On a Greyhound bus (both girl/girl and girl/boy; VERY uncomfortable but fun). - On the beach, many times (see above) - On a sailboat, in outer edges of a fairly busy harbor (three times so far, every time girl/boy/girl/boy - I wonder how we didn't capsize or hit something in retrospect) - In a parked car (does that even count?) - In a moving car, both backseat and frontseat (well, front seat was just receiving some finger attention from my GF - still almost drove off the road - don't try this at home, kids). - In a department store fitting room (a quickie, and we damn near got caught).
i've had sex in a corn maze, in a hotel public hot tub (that our mutual friends ended up in later that day LMAO), in the backseat, front seat, bent over hood and trunk while in the rain, woods, parents bed, laying next to her parents while they slept, in the dugouts, marching band competitions, in the bleachers under a blanket surrounded by people, in the garage of an aunts house while family was over, movie theater, on the beach, pool, and the shower is always nice. hmm thats all i can remember now but i'm still working on more Thanks for the ideas people! The corn maze was a trip and i think the most exciting one was while laying next to the sleeping parents within arms reach. I have also had experiences at concerts under sweatshirts while the parents are sitting right next to us. AAAhhh to be free of sexual stigmas is very liberating and invigorating.
In a sex shop video booth off of the interstate. Got a splinter in my ass. That trip was freaking awesome. We stopped at every rest stop from kentucky to pennsylvania. Had sex in the car, on top of the car, in the rest stop bathrooms, family bathroom at walmart, the hot tub, just freaking everywhere.
on a bus (back seat, top deck) in a park behind the bandstand in a field in the woods on a nude beach on his parents' garage roof in broad daylight in various gardens in a restaurant toilet (i normally try and avoid those sort of settings but we were on a date and the bathrooms were so clean and luxurious i came back from them and i was like "we have to have sex here, its better than your flat!") ive also had an extended and very sexy naked makeout session with a girlfriend on a hotel balcony with people walking past below.
In the baggage compartment on a train from Finale' Ligura Italy to Madrid, Spain. With a girl I had never seen before meeting her on the train. She spoke no English, I spoke no Spanish.
on the floor of a nasty state run mental institution bathroom (with a 34 year old stripper) on some cement below-ground steps outside wearing coats with a crack dealer watching (same place...hotass 28 year old amazon woman) in the front seat of a tiny 2 door car packed full of clothes. in the woods by a creek on a college student-made bench (a bunch of rocks piled up to make a really nice bench...the thing's sweet as hell) id like to fuck on a pew of the catholic church i went to for 12 years late at night.
I've heard of people in real life getting together with other people across the language barrier and it happens sometimes in movies. How in the FUCK did you accomplish that?????????????????? Pimp