you can only post here if you're seamonster, daisymae, or mariecstasy...

four times yesterday.

 

yep. I am thinking of including Juggalo in my list of multiple personalities

 

wow, you will be a worthy opponent of the daisy/sea/marie/ash conglomerate.

I masturbated twice yesterday, a bit much for me at this age but i had insomnia.

 

i masturbated 9 times... 3 for each personality

 

I didnt know I sucked. I will crawl in a hole and die now.

 

But your personality will live on... in me!

 

holy shit, me too! till like 2AM

 

don't feel bad, i didn't even get into the "conglomerate," and this is my thread.

 

hmmm I cant decide if that makes me feel better or sadder......

 

I would include mynameiskc in my conglomerate.... but five personalities are a little hard to handle... i might go insane, eh, i mean more insane

 

well, you should feel less bad than me. talk about disrespect. you wanna start dissing them?

 

hmmmmmm I dunno, they are all big and stronglike, very bruiser class identities. we could be crushed!!!!!!!

 

i'm too strong for you anyway. the boobs say so.

 

the boobs?

 

yeah, the boobs. the twins. the great big hanging slabs of body fat and and mammary glands. getting kinda sick of them. never did like large breasts, but they come in handy when you need someone to change your tire.

 

or free drinks at a strip club....

 

anywhere, really. it's amazing. they're just big round pockets of fat.

 

can i change your tire the next time you want it changed?

 

you can change mine

 

lol. i don't know the appeal, but i'm not averse to using it to get what i want, including ego boosts and attention.