You Are Your Pants

Slacks, jeans, parachute, skinny, bell bottoms, shorts..I have seen better legs on pool tables.

 

Those are called trousers

 

Wading trousers with suspenders

 

Jeans

 

Better legs on pool tables? lol, you must have like, a fetish for big stumpy legs

Camouflage sweats for me

 

sweatpants...which are categorized under activewear


neither of which describe me ...i barely sweat and am barely active...i just wear them because i dont give a shit anymore about anything but comfort

 

i'minmyunderwear

 

I am not this body...I am not these pants.

 

I used to wear skinny jeans. What was I thinking?

 

Black slacks. Black slack black slack black slack

 

double knit brown, inconspicuous in any crowd (or at least any place i'm likely to be).