Straight outta Star Trek! crazy muthafucka named Doc Spock From the gang called Vulcans Wit Attitudes I'm a bad scientist and you know this But the pussy-ass Borg Queen won't show this Bridge computer is the tool Don't make me act a muthafuckin' fool Doc Spock will swarm On any muthafucka in a Gorn uniform Here's rap to keep y'all dancin' With a crime record like Commander Kruge When I'm called off, I got a phaser They be haulin' off bodies with the burn of my lazer You too boy, if you fuck wit' me The Klingon are gonna have to come and get me So when I'm in your nebula, you better duck 'Cause Doc Spock is crazy as fuck As I leave, believe I'm jigglin' yo sista's rack But when I come back boy, I'm comin' straight outta Star Trek