you are confronted by a robot..

although it is not hostile,, do you kill it, or damage it in some way because it pissed you off .. stole your quarters, beeped when it should of bopped .. or do you just walk quietly away because its video recording you ?..

 

I would ask the robot who created it and what was its primary function. Then I'd tell it to stop fucking beeping and bopping.

 

I'd befriend him and be his "chump"

 

what if it gave you coke, when u wanted mountain dew.. Do you call the 800# on the machine?

 

last time i seen a robot it was made by kawasaki and it was like a big arm

 

The correct answer is : I bop, you bop, a-they bop! (and I was just singing this today!)
:2thumbsup:

 

domoaregato..

 

Hit it with a stun gun and hope its primary CPU is not protected from such attacks

 

Find out if it is Fully Functional.

 

First I would make sure the 3 laws are active;

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

then try to give it conflicting orders so it has a breakdown.


Anybody have any ideas?

 

watch out for the cooling fans if you bought an iBabe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l26-Qt4v-18"]iBABE - the new way to listen to your music - YouTube

 

I am going to keep it as I never had a pet robot.

I really hope I can command it to do some light housework.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncySiTOMAHc"]Happy Birthday Paulie - YouTube

 

I'd look to see if there was a 900# on the machine.

 

I have nothing to complain about robots who give me coke.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klbYk6-EUno"]lemonheads dirty robot ft kate moss - YouTube

 

I'd poke it with a stick and laugh like a school boy