you are confronted by a robot..

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by deleted, May 29, 2013.

  1. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    although it is not hostile,, do you kill it, or damage it in some way because it pissed you off .. stole your quarters, beeped when it should of bopped .. or do you just walk quietly away because its video recording you ?..
  2. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    I would ask the robot who created it and what was its primary function. Then I'd tell it to stop fucking beeping and bopping.
  3. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

    I'd befriend him and be his "chump"

  4. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    what if it gave you coke, when u wanted mountain dew.. Do you call the 800# on the machine?
  5. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

    last time i seen a robot it was made by kawasaki and it was like a big arm
  6. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

    The correct answer is : I bop, you bop, a-they bop! (and I was just singing this today!)
  7. deleted

    deleted Visitor

  8. Grainpsilo

    Grainpsilo Member

    Hit it with a stun gun and hope its primary CPU is not protected from such attacks
  9. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

    Find out if it is Fully Functional. ;)
  10. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

    First I would make sure the 3 laws are active;

    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
    then try to give it conflicting orders so it has a breakdown.

    Anybody have any ideas?
  11. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

    watch out for the cooling fans if you bought an iBabe ;)"]iBABE - the new way to listen to your music - YouTube
  12. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

    I am going to keep it as I never had a pet robot. :)

    I really hope I can command it to do some light housework.
  13. deleted

    deleted Visitor"]Happy Birthday Paulie - YouTube
  14. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    I'd look to see if there was a 900# on the machine.
  15. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    I have nothing to complain about robots who give me coke.
  16. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned"]lemonheads dirty robot ft kate moss - YouTube
  17. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

    I'd poke it with a stick and laugh like a school boy

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