Yo momma's so..

yo momma's so fat i had to run the bitch over cos i couldn't afford to the gas to go around

 

Yo momma's so dumb, it takes her an hour to make Minute Rice.

 

Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public.

 

Don't talk about my momma like that...

 

your momma so fat when she goes to the park, people think shes a circus tent..

 

Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.

 

you momma pussy so stinky, she uses fall, winter, spring and summers eve..

 

Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.

 

Your momma's so young the police are involved.

 

Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

 

Yo mama is so big she tripped over McDonald and landed on Burger King.

 

Yo momma's so fat, she makes Shamu look like a Tic Tac.

 

Yo mama is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide

 

Yo momma's so dumb, she heard it was chilly outside and went to grab a bowl.

 

Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

 

Yo momma's so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her.

 

Yo Mama's so smelly an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"

 

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Yo mama's so stupid she went to a football game and thought quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so fat Greenpeace keeps trying to rescue her

Yo mama's so fat she broke the scales at the highway weigh station

 

yo momma >>>