Yo Momma...

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  1. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Yo momma is so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first!
     
    daisymae, Apr 24, 2006
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  3. Critter1223

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    **Awww** Thanks, make me blush !!!

    Yo' Momma's so small she can hang glide off a Dorito!!

    Yo' Momma so stupid she calls beepers collect

    Yo' Momma's so nasty she gets ring around the collar wearing a tank top!

    Yo' Momma's So skinny when it rains she hides under the clothesline!!!

    You got me started on these... I could stay here all night!!
     
    Critter1223, Apr 24, 2006
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  5. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


    Yo mamma like a 7-11 open all day and night

    yo mommas so skanky she's like an elevator men go up and down on her all day and night

    Yo momma's so old that the first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - 'In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo' fat ugly Mama'

     
    lynsey, Apr 24, 2006
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