Yo Mama jokes here!!!

Yo mommas so dumb she thinks this thread is a list of compliments.

 

Yo mama so fat her ass got its own zip code.

 

Yo mama so little she play hoola hoop with a Cheerio.

 

Yo mama so old she gangbanging the Hebrews

 

your momma catfishes you on hipforum..

 

Damn that's pretty short

 

Yo mama's house so small that the front door and the back door are the same door.

 

LOL.....



Cheers Glen.

 

You mommas so ugly her iphone hung itself

 

Yo mammas so fat. she ate MH370 and no one noticed

 

Yo mama so old she farts dust.

 

Fashions come and fashions go, but yo mama's got real style, making her own dummies, as well as, designer fashions.

 

Yo mamma so dumb, she thought taco Bell was a Mexican phone company

 

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

 

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

 

Yo momma is so dumb she couldn't find her own ass with a handful of fish hooks.

 

Yo mama so sexy she bought a glass diaphragm, so she could have a womb with a view.

 

Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

 

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.