Yet Another New Answer The Question With A Question Game

Poppy,my sweet-don't get too close to RH.

He has a habit of wiping his nose on ladies underwear-hadn't you heard?

 

Why must you tell all my secrets?

 

It's NOT a secret,grandad!

Haven't you heard of CCTV???

 

Is that Canadian? Or is that CTV?

 

Did I mention Buster Keaton?

No!

Therefore it can't be that new-fangled tellyvishun thang that's sweeping Canada,can it?

 

You mean Buster Keaton had his own TV network?

 

TUT!

No.

Buster Keaton was the bloke who invented the left-handed doorknob!

 

You making fun of us Left handers??

 

You have two left hands?

 

.....and did you know RH is famous for giving a 'High Six'....with either hand?

 

Please forgive me, I am from England - is a 'High Six' something to do with masturbation?

 

Do they not masturbate in England?

 

Would 6 fingers be an advantage?

 

You really need to ask that?

 

What would have been a better question?

 

Ha ha - you think I'm going to answer THAT?

 

What if I Double Dog Dare you?

 

What if you do?

 

Do you have two dogs?

 

What kind?