yet another lies thread

WOW that's a lot of accomplishments (read "Lies")!!!

 

I didn't just return from a lovely outing with my dogs and they didn't have a good time at all!

 

the sky was orange this morning. and where i live is surrounded by a forest of blue trees.

 

I've been living under the sea for some long now that my fingers and toes are permanently wrinkled.

 

My boat won't be any faster this year because I never spend all winter making sure it will.

 

I've decided to become a Catholic Nun, cause I don't get none...... ;-)

 

Farmout has far too much! Now lives with nuns

 

I thought about becoming a nun

 

Don't do it, you won't get none.... ;-)

I once was the king of England, till Morrow staged an overthrow of my kingdom.

 

I thought about beheading him, but he moved!

 

Morrow doesn't be-head or give head........But she is the Queen afterall...... ;-)

 

Farmout Has A Good Track Record For Starting Old Tractors Without Hurting Himself......



Cheers Glen.



P.S.... That Goes Back A Few Years.

 

Glen is the new King of Australia. :crowngrin:

 

La Ya Ya is in reality a spinster on old age pension...... ;-)

 

Farmout is an ugly mutt..lol