yet another lies thread

I wish that Beach Ball would keep her skirt dry!

 

I don't like you two!

 

My brain is on FIRE!!

 

I didn't wake up at 4am...... :-/

 

I'm not still in bed messing here!

 

My cuppa coffee tastes just awful and I'ma not gonna have another - EVER.

 

I have decided that I DON'T want morrow to touch me, tonight anyway...... ;-)

 

My deity is taking attendance this morning.

 

Oh no, deity's can be so nosy...... I am happy to anounce that donald trumpet is a wonderful person and should be king of the world.......... :-( Please note that this is a thread of lies. :-D

 

Ya, I'm with you Farmout, I'm defo voting for "The Donald". {oh that hurts even to type!}

 

I am over 7 ft tall and only weigh 95 pounds....... ;-)

 

Then you are Daddy's Little String Bean then aren't you?


I'm 12 inches tall and weigh 450 pounds

 

Your mummies little fat cow! Then are you not?

Hahahaha

 

Morrow is bald as a cue ball...... ;-)

 

Farmout is a bad bad doggie!

Oh hang on...is a good doggie?

 

I can't see my toes for my Fat Cow tummy.

 

I have two left feets and no opposing thumbs...... ;-)

 

My bum looks little in this!

 

i built a hogbelly hunny in my garage (the ultimate trash compactor, that uses black hole technology. i didn't design or invent it though, i'm pretty sure it was willy mcgilly who did, though it might have been emerson rainbird)
i drove donald trump into bankrupsy and bought up all his hotels and adleson's too.
i was the first astronaut to fly elon musks passenger version of the dragon x, to his secret base on the far side of the moon.
i am the eldest of 900 siblings from 19 mothers and five fathers.
i am a member in good standing of the galactic council. or the clone of one. my memory is not too clear on this.

 

I hate oranges