yet another lies thread

I like very tall men who stand to pee, hahahahaha

 

Im not in love, with anyone!

 

I hate dogs.

 

I hate my new place.

 

Last w/e is DEFINITELY the last time I shave my head for charity!

 

I never do anything for charity

 

I need to gain weight.

 

Me too

 

I'm super rich and not on the tightest budget.

 

oxyqueen keeps sending me emails saying she fancies me!

 

I ate my dog's food for breakfast today. She doesn't like me anymore.

 

Sorry puggy but those emails were meant for me.

 

Then why am I getting them too?

 

I love breakfast!

 

I just ADORE the taste of custard.....

 

I'm a Cadbury's fruit and nutcase

 

Becks, its a lies thread!

I love cotton candy

 

I hate that it's warming up and all of the snow has finally melted.

@puggy, specs, & sally lol you guys are too funny! :2thumbsup:

 

I had an erotic dream last night

 

I am having NO problems connecting this Android phone to my wi-fi network.

[and it ISN'T because I forgot the password-M'kay?]