yet another lies thread

I just ate an entire hippopotamus for breakfast.....Still hungry....;-)

 

It is the perfect day for sunbathing.

 

I shovelled snow in my shortest shorts and a tank top today.

 

I watched as Sallysmart shoveled snow and cheered when she fell in the snow! ;-)

 

Eeek! I love you now,,, remember this is a lie thread,,,,

 

That Sally...WHAT a nice,tight,firm bottom she has,in those tiny shorts!

 

That Puggy.....what a nice, tight , firm buttom he has in those tiny shorts....

 

I am not laughing at that last one,,, nope, really I'm not!!!



































Snicker snicker snicker,,,
Damn, I think I'v been caught

 

Her bum cheeks jiggle in those tight little shorts when she snickers......

 

My bum cheeks are sooo big I need two horses to ride the trails.

 

Sally has no bum so she cain't sit down.....;-)

 

I have a bum but it's on my belly, it's called a belly bum.

 

Sally's writing a book called 'Tips to make life easier'.

Tip #1;Don't clean your glasses with your hanky just after blowing your nose"

 

Ha ha

It was published last week. I will be in your local library to sign first releases.
Tip #2 don't blow your nose so hard your eyeballs pop out.

 

Sally used a ghost writer for her book. The ghost's name is Walter Raleigh.

 

I swept the sidewalk..

 

We don't call sidewalks pavements,here in the Goodole UK.

 

We did not get more snow overnight.

 

There is not a big snow storm coming to you peeps in the east, they were joking





























I hope it won't be too bad

 

The weatherman is saying it will be in the 40f's and maybe even 50 in the next week.



(I am putting this in the lies because they always lie.)