yet another lies thread

farmout isn't at this very moment feeling very dizzy and wondering where all those diced carrots on his carpet/feet/dog came from.....

 

Im feeling very well at the moment, i just know that extra rum did me the power of good

 

Trying to convince myself that I am a horrible person.

 

Summer starts tomorrow.

 

its day time

 

I just walked my pooches along the beack - as it's such LUVVERLY weather,I wore my new bikini

 

Im about to get out of bed, and cook tea

 

well that is what women were made for:love:

 

[wobs-remind me to explain about sex to you sometime.....]


I just made espresso-and did NOT trip over the fkn dog in the kitchen!

 

Puggy looks really HAWT in his bikini.

 

I have given rise to 2 now. Who will be the 3rd?

 

me,he he

 

LOL...you got it!

I need to get my scuba diving gear in order now to go take a bath.

 

make sure to wash behind youre ears, i dont need to, ive got a twelve inch tongue

 

OMG! lol...but then you will have ot wash your tongue, no?

 

no its ok i wear a tonguedom, bit like a condom but for youre tongue

 

Oh, thought you were joking....

 

i was

 

Hahahahahahaha...........

 

had you fooled though