yet another lies thread

Its so sunny and warm out I am thinking of going out and tanning tonight! ;-)

 

Im not going to get out of bed today..nooo way!

 

I just ate an entire pumpkin by, all by meself.....;-)

 

I just ate half of coconut! Stuck in my throat, ahhh im choking...cough...splutter..
I just died!

 

I just inherited morrow's vast fortune....;-)

 

Have fun with my millions, i love you all

 

I won't miss you, thanks for the cash tho....;-)

 

I intended it for you dig face...

 

You so mean you are a meanie....;-)

 

Im so mean, im so mean, im the Queen of the mean!

 

I'm really looking forward to going to work tomorrow

 

I had a taco and a beer for thanksgiving dinner.....;-)

 

I had a thankgiving beer

 

I am fast asleep right now

 

Me too zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

I make up all my own lies ... unlike some people

 

My pants are not on fire!....;-)

 

I've made no new friends today

 

You dont deserve any!

 

I haven't missed this place while I haven't been away not doing work I wasn't once statutorily retired from as I wasn't considered 'genius,but insubordinate' according to what I haven't just been told by a person who isn't at all of high rank and who doesn't ever talk with me anyway. Discovering this doesn't make a chap think deep thoughts,not in any way.
So-I'm not back and I won't be staying this time,as I definitely have not declared myself to be past my sell-by date which is definitely not pertinent to,or a factor with regard to,such work. I at no time mentioned the steel rod I don't have in place of a radius,nor the replacement elbow which isn't in the same arm. Nor yet the 12 pins I don't have inside my bod. So,I didn't finally come home on MY terms,having not completed a favour I'm not at all proud of. Which means,here I'm not. See?