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Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I wanna go to bed! I had a lil toke about an hour ago and she gone straight to mah head bom bom bom

 

all i see so far are the little cylinders. cheaply made.. Ive not seen anything else, least not personally. even if I did go to the dispensary, I couldnt get in without the card. im just not paying that. Its more work than its actually worth to me right now.

 

Hey, Chief. Put out the fire, would ya?

 

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

 

Here's to swimming with bow-legged women .

 

I've seen a t-shirt design with that on it too hehe.

 

I've seen the one with a woman in a martini glasses that says, "Wanna get drunk and fool around?"

 

Lol, well, that woman is scary looking.

 

Reading and Leeds Festival lineup sparks Twitter fury | Daily Mail Online

 

I haven't read it, but I generally complain about every festival line up. always like 3 bands you wanna see, and then 30 shitters that get in the way.

 

I saw this on a bumper sticker the other day (easy to remember)

Don't believe everything you think.



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Everybody sit down...for the first time since 1998, I have Valentine Day plans. :2thumbsup: lol

 

my best ever valentine was the surprise bald eagle....twice with different gf's....i may have suggested it

 

So they buy their tickets before they know who they're going to see?

 

i was wondering about that too...

 

i have a pet python and i named him monty


after monty hall the game show host

-Donny baker...bob and tom show

 

My favorite bumper sticker I laughed at once was

Save a whale, harpoon a fat bitch.

Lol, it's not very nice but was hilarious when I first saw it. Seen it maybe 2 or 3 times.

 

Define "harpoon"

 

click on 'new media'' undr media in the header...some dude is posting pics of his ''sexy saughter and her horny friend''.....it creeped me out the door..they are youngish....dads don't normally desvibe daughters as ''sexy'' except under very special circumstances...like is she asked me i would tell her but i would never post a pic here and say hey guys my sexy daughter.....yuchhh

 

gonna have a good breakfast/lunch tomorrow

pulled 2 small sprucies and a ruffed out of the freezer to defrost overnight in the fridge

 

Well, I'm guess a spear.