Wwyd?

6 foot tall is the limit here...If I build it higher he will report it to the city bylaw officer

mine is an oak and the leaves are very different than his

no post boxes here...we have little central box things ..we can mail things but they go to the post office sorting station then they send back to the neighbor

Im like that too...I dont care much about leaves and grass

Heat...I dont use the blower except for cleaning the driveway of dust..Ive thought about using it on leaves but really havent yet...on the windy day the leaves go across the street


the stupid part is that the city takes leaves for free and mulches them ...its actually more work for him to toss them over the fence or truck them away...I usually just loosely rake into a pile and then push them into a garbage bag and place them in front for the city truck to come get them







..This year he borrowed a truck and loaded them all in ...then drove somewhere and possibly dumped them...if there were any left when he got there...he did not tarp them

 

So mail him a banana everyday anonymously, dude. It's kind of a no brainer really...

 

the guy is not worth the stamp price

 

Hey that's a fucking awesomely stupid idea actually, why don't we all start anonymously posting fruit to random people. Like, don't even put it in an envelope, just write the address on the skin and stick a stamp on it. Make sure it's not ready to go off within a few days as well. I once posted a cheese sandwich to my friend at university, and it arrived on the day his mother got diagnosed as terminally ill with cancer, which was a bit unfortunate but he still saw the funny side even though he was sad inside, he's a wacky kinda guy all round actually and was a great inspiration to me for thinking up stupid stuff like this.

 

Im thinking if its anonymous it might not even require a stamp

they would keep it until the recipient paid the postage due lol

 

Yeah, this guy sounds like a penis. Is he old? You can always hope for death...

 

hes about 40

his wife and kid are totally cool...which is the only reason he's still around...I could get rid of him for a few years by snitching but Im a good neighbour

 

I would just bag it up myself and then take it somewhere.

I think he is being rude, but msot of the time. I dont do anything when a neighbor really does something pissy.

Sorry I am not much help.

 

I take bolt cutters to their electrical service below the meter.. Lights out motherfuckers..

 

aint so bad once I think of the things I do

In the spring I cut a trench to his yard for the water to go because his yards lower lol

 

lol I like that idea!!! hehhee

 

Ive ruined so many cutters this way.,.... Its best to just cut one lead on the service wire,(this way it dont short and arc weld your cutter) but you might have to get on the roof to do that..

 

The Answer Is Simple My Friend, This Is What GLEN Would Do.

Rake Up All The Leaves.

Wait Till He Has Friends Around For Drinks And A B.B.Q.

With The Wind Gently Blowing In HIS DIRECTION, Burn Them...

Will Certainly Ruin His Day.

His Friends Will Pack Up And Go Home.

And If The Windows Of His House Were Open, Then The Place Will Stink

Of Smoke For Months....

If You Wish To Add A Little Iceing To The Cake, Put Some Plastic And

Bits Of Rubber Amongst The Leaves...:ack2:
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Problem Solved, Glad I Could Be Of Assistance BBAD....



Cheers Glen.

 

Brad live in Canada Glen. That wont work this time of year.

 

I live in a suburb type place and we are not allowed to burn leaves and yard waste ...if we do and someone calls the fire dept we have to pay a fine

but this reminds me of how much this bastard hates my woodstove smoke and the thought of that makes me feels better

I love watching him shovel the snow for hours and choke on my chimney smoke lol..then I go out and plow mine in two minutes with my truck

 

Accidently burn his house down.....;-/

 

Ive often thought about torching his car but my fence would burn too

 

I actually got a lil hot under the collar just reading the first post! Daiyam what a jerk your neighbor is!........It takes a lot to make me mad too.....

You could crawl up in the tree and cut out all the limbs...;-)

 

Then Do What I Did To My Parents A Few Years Ago.

Mum Was Acting All Petty About The Smell Of Smoke Wafting Across To

Their House, *houses are about 60 feet seperation*, So I Put Rubber,

Plastic, And Old Nylon Underwear In The Fire..........AND WAITED.:devil:.

If I Remember Correctly It Was About 15 Minutes Before Dad Arrived

At The Door, Trying To Act Angry Because I Suspect Mom Was Waiting

In The Bushes Listening, But He Ended Up Cracking Up With Laughter.

She Was Having A Bad Day, And I Guess He'd Had A Gutful Of Her Too.

Then I Did What Every Caring Responsible Son Would Do, And Invited Him In

For Coffee For An Hour Or So.

Meanwhile Mom Had All The Windows Open *in mid winter* Because The

Wind Direction Had Changed.

She Never Ever Made Mention Of That Day, And When She Died, I Really

Expected To Be Cut Out Of Her Will.....



Cheers Glen.

 

that tree is staying up until the day they move lol!!!!!

it is dying but Im gonna keep it as long as possible just because the guys such an ass