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Discussion in 'New Zealand' started by ImaPeach, May 17, 2004.

  1. Megara

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    we dont need anymore Oz, we already have pine gap :D
     
  2. Alltaken

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    LOL wll isreal and australia are trying to becoem the 53th, 54th, 56th, 57th, 58th, 59th, and 60th states of america.

    wouldn't that be crazy.

    Hmm i always question why the NZ forum has someone always viewing it, i mean all the other countries forums seem empty, i think we must be cooler.

    either that or its our awsome description

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  3. Megara

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    what are the 51st and 52nd? canada and mexico? :p
     
  4. Taylor

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    Nah. Israel doesn't want to become part of America. America wants to become part of Israel. The huge jewish lobby there has a lot of power.


    And obviously its just cos we're so much fucking cooler then everyone else.
     
  5. Alltaken

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    no 51 is alaska, and 52 is hawaii (if my sources are correct)


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  6. Megara

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    those are the 49th and 50th, hehe

    People joke that canada is the 51st
     
  7. scratcho

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    I'd like to nominate my ass as the 51st state--"where did you go on vacation this year?Oh we had a fantastic time in Joel's ass.The weather was just perfect'."Hey where did you get those lovely carrots?"Why,we got these in Joel's ass".See what I mean?Has a nice ring to it--no?--------Ok-ok----I'm buttin'----------sorry.-------scratcho-------------
     
  8. Alltaken

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    Hmmm i guess you are american and know best.


    ok i am confused now.

    some sources say 51 others say 50, my grandmother could recite all 52 states (suposedly there are old ones which have been removed i dunno LOL)

    i guess it is 50 though based on all the sources but i swear that i count 51 on this site.

    http://www.enchantedlearning.com/usa/states/


    LOL. well you will find a nie bicycle in my ass.

    why?

    don't canadians hate the US?

    well the ones i know hate it but then again they come from french speaking regions of canada who also hate canada and want to be an individual sovreign nation.

    but oh well. canada has a long life expectancy and better standard of living than the US so you can't complain.


    but i always thought that isreal was the 51st state (like te joke, not the real life)

    antarctica has a big chance of becoming the next state, although ti seems weird to me coz its across the other side of the world. i mean seriously how did the US get 1/2 of antarctica, whereas australia, NZ, and south africa (or is it south america i dunno) get piss all in comparison.

    next they will be giving the swiss half of the pacific ocean. :p

    weird world

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  9. veinglory

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    ---small digression on my Kiwi perspective on the Canada/US thang:

    I was in Canada during 9/11 which showed that most of the yank-bashing is on the surface. When the shit hit the fan the fact that US is Canada siamese twin, and buys 80% of the gross domestic product came through. All the planes in the air were blocked from landing and a hell of a lot of them were diverted to Canada, Boeings were landing all the way up in Yellow Knife and people were taking stranded passengers into their homes, it was crazy. The US should remember this sort of thing next time they ignore/dis Canada. Those planes full of US citizen were deemed too dangerous to land, and Canada took them. (This after 4 Canadians were bombed by a US jet in Afghanistan)

    But there are some pretty huge political differences -- it was obvious that the Canadian PM despised Bush, and Bush was barely aware Canada even existed -- some senator said the terrorists all came over the Canadian border (not true they were in the country legally) and the border was shut. Sihk (sp?) truck drivers found they couldn't do their jobs any more because they couldn't enter America etc. A gay couple legally married in Canada could enter the US because their ID was 'impossible' i.e. they couldn't possibly be married so their papers were not in order.

    The funniest thing is when Canadians asked 'Are you Australian' and I replied 'No I'm a Kiwi' they were *so* apologetic because they hate it when Canadians are called Americans. In the end I just agreed with them, it was easier...
     
  10. ImaPeach

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    woah... how did this turn into a usa vs canada thread!?

    hehe.. i love them both equally.... cept canada is definetely better.

    for the record, there are 50 states in the US. 50 stars on the flag.

    Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Connecticut, Colorado, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Idaho, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Montana, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, North Carolina, North Dakota, New Jersey, New Hampshire, New Mexico, New York, Ohio, Oregon, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Washington, Wyoming.

    it really shitted everyone else in my American history class that the only person there who could recite all the states was the frickin foreign exchange student :p
     
  11. Defence_mechanism

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    US/Canada... Australia/NZ... big deal.

    im telling you i LOVE your country. if anything goes horribly wrong in Australia, NZ is my back-up country!! lol:D

    no seriously ive wanted to move there for a while... it seems so much more laid back and friendly in NZ than in Australia. and dont get me started on the politics of this pace, i'd much rather call myself kiwi than aussie at the moment considering what a shithead John Howard is.
     
  12. Megara

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    lol, i can only recite them with a pen and paper...50 of anything makes me lose count of what i already said :p
     
  13. Megara

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    Actually, the bombing of 4 canadians was after 9/11, not before. But i agree. America and Canada exist the way they are today because of our relationship. They take something like 25% of our exports and ew take around 86% of their exports. They supply almost all the energy for the US. IMO, Canada and the US are pretty much the same country and atleast the two closest in the world. The politics of a lot of canada, (BC, Ontario Quebec to some extent) are like north eastern US(More liberal)...places like manitboa, alberta are like our south and more conservative.

    With that said, much of the dissing between Canada/AMerica is like oz/kiwi feuds...for fun and stuff. There are some idiots woh hate canada in the US and likewise in canada..but most of them are bumbling idiots. Most americans are grateful towards Canadians, especially since many, many firemen and police came down from canada to help clean up after 9/11. It is the best friendship in the world imo, we need to keep it like that. Bush and chretien, screw them. Any leaders who endanger our relationship need to be booted out of office.

    I know a lot of canadians get pissed since we know next to nothing about their country, actually most people get pissed that we dont know about every country in the world. But, most americans dont even know their own history that well..so please dont take offense :p


     
  14. Megara

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    I figured out why you counted 51. District of Columbia is our capital and is not a state.

    As for antartica, i believe there are treaties that restrict what you can do there. I.e. setting up no military and for research only. I know we have a research base(McMurdo) in the portion of antartica below NZ. McMurdo is more an international station though, even though its American. You guys have a research center right next to it.
     

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