What the hell are you talking about? He didn't tell me anything. I see you every day when I wake up next to you. I KNOW what you look like...wtf, dude?!!
Dammit stop telling everyone, how else am I gunna get laid if you let everyne know my secrets......wtf
No, just let me go get a job as a stripper...I'll give you all my hard-earned money every night when I come home from work. WTF?!