Wtf is the moon, anyway?

I'm so sick of that fucker hanging out freeloading off of the earth's gravity and light. Piece of shit moon. Suppose the moon would circle the earth 30 times faster then it does now. You would get a paycheck every day, but all the women would bleed to death. I'd like to explode some enormous glow in the dark paint bombs on it and carve a peace sign into it. And maybe put a bunch of big LED lights on it.

 

We nearly didn't have a moon no more

 

i think you're jealous of the moon

 

A song about how much we like the moon

 

Most people I know freeload off of my light too.

I'm not mad at them, I like to share my light with the less fortunate.

 

Reported!!1!!1

 

What are 'they' going to do, I'm like a god here.

Thats a cool face.

 

its made of cheese

 

Well, take it from me. The moon is made of margerine, and not real butter.

I found that out when I was 4.

 

of course it is, everybody knows that

 

i read a book in 6th grade it said that someone wanted to move the sun further away with nukes. i forget what actaully happend but something like that

 

the moon = planet where people live

 

Holy Shit!!!! I clicked on that and it scared the shit out of me! My speakers were on really loud. hahahahaha

 

without the moon we would all die....

 

Fucking fabio I've been on the rollercoaster that he broke his nose on. I ride it every time I go to Busch Gardens. Well actually, a goose hit him in the face, it broke his nose, and he killed the goose. :H

 

goose didn't deserve to die

 

Yeah, I know. I think he had to get surgery...

 

oh poor goose killing asshole



someone should have shot him


I remember that afterwards he said if it had hit a lesser person it would have killed them......


good luck finding someone lesser, all he had were pectorals.... his arms and legs were like sticks by that point in his career.......


and to find someone lesser mentally or morally would be more of a challenge..... that would almost warrant a trip to nevada.....

 

Actually I learned it from Hattie Rabbit. One of her books.

 

hattie rabbit?