Oh aye thanks Santa. Chocolate that feels like I just drank boiling bleach. How is that fun. Josticks she says as I open the parcel. Oh some nice incense I'm thinking. No, chilli chocolate. Why the fuck did she say josticks then? Let's have a look at what you could have won. Medium extreme fiery dynamite, they're all nasty and I like chillis. Proper chillis. This is just bollocks. You're not supposed to roll the chilli around in your mouth, chop them up and put them in cooked food. Minimal exposure to gum prior to swallow. Whoever invented chilli chocolate is a ****.
pretty much anything you want. you could desolve them in rum. or simply pass them on as exlax. i bought some sweet rolls the other day. that i didn't see until i got them home, they had little bits of jalapinos in them. why are things like this even made? supposedly because there are some people like them. and yes, i've know people who claim that they do. little miniature bottles made out of chocklet with booze inside. those were actaully kind of good. i'm not big on booze, so i only had one of them. they weren't mine anyway, but it was ok, yes i asked furst.