write something emo. Even if you are not emo.

I think emos kinda suck at being sad in fact. Its so fake and just for attention. So run with that, write something sad. But lets make it a parody. I bet we can do better.

The skies cried when I was born
for all the misery I would soon encounter
seas parted to make way for the flood of tears
that would fill the earth and drown all the girls
who shattered my heart

All the Sadness felt on this earth
a mere fragment of the pain I struggle with each and every second
The destruction of the universe
will bask in the gloom of my stuggles

 

Wow! That was hella emo I would try and think of something equally emo to post but that would be gay...

I find emo guys offensive but it's cool if a girl is emo.. yeah

 

the sweet sharpness of the blade
piercing through the apathy
cleansing me of my mother's blood
circling the drain of my agony.

 

oh, c'mon. this thread had such potential.

 

i feel like i've been crying for 24 hours..

oh wait i have.. i must be emo

 

i get sad when i see puppies cry..

 

The patches on my bookbag
can never mask
the tear stains on my face
which lie beneath thick black-rimmed glasses of despair

I cry to the wall, but all that I hear
is the sound of Bright Eyes
and the voices which say I am queer.

My mind is broken and my heart is torn
my pants look like they're worn
but I bought them that way
from Hot Topic for $89... with my mom's credit card

 

hahahahahahahahahahaha, dude, thats exactly what "emo" kids are like in my school, except you just trumped all of them And actually, I've noticed that the majority of people who are legitamently sad/depressed do not label themselves as emo. Labels suck dick

 

Wow! You just broken the Gay Emo Record.... wow

 

Death is my only reason for living
the cuts on my wrist are unforgiving
I hate my life and my mom and dad
They ignore because iam really sad

I wish I could cry a thousand years
And a thousand pounds of tears
I wish I had a pair of balls
Insted of buying everything from hot topic at the malls


ps i hate living

 

I think this says it quite well...

Tickle Me Emo

 

I'm so emo I pee angst, cry suffering, and ejaculate tragedy.

 

do you also sweat rejection?

 

rain down from the heavens
flood the earth and drown my sorrows
i want to wallow in the dakness
the moon is my only friend
night passes by and turns to day and leaves me empty
the sun burns through me
empathy is my only friend
but apathy is all i get in the end
bright eyes sings in my heart
i dreamt of a fever,
one that would cure me of this cold, winter set heart.
with heat to melt these frozen tears and burned with reasons
as to carry on.
into these twisted months i plunge without a light to follow
but i swear that i would follow anything
if it would just get me out of here.
i leave this earth dying with my empty exsistance

 

oh thats so sexy, lets read poetry together and drink my moms vodka and cut ourselves for the worlds indifference

 

Thats pretty cool IS. sure you are not emo? :tongue:

 

/cutwrist
/cry

thats about it what else do emos do

 

hahahaha this thread reminds me of that song by hollywood undead- i must be emo! for those of you who dont know it(its so much better if you actually listen to the song):

Dear Diary, Mood: Apathetic
My life is spiraling downward
I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red romance andsuffocate me dry concert
It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like, Stab My Heart because I Love You and Rip Apart My Soul and of course Stabby, Rip, Stab, Stab
And it doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to flippy thing either, like that guy from that band could do. Somedays.
I’m an emo kid, non-confroming as can be you’d be non-conforming to if you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs, cause I feel real deep when I’m dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
Cause our dudes look like chicks and our chicks look like dikes
Cause emo is one step below tranvestite
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
I’m dark, and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara and now I’m grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can’t get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me
It’s never any fun they say they already have a pussy
They don’t need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair nail polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo
My life is just a black abyss
You know? It’s so dark
And its suffocating me
Grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip
Tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans.
Which look great on me, by the way
When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I’m just a bad, cheap, imitation of goth
You could read me Catcher In The Rye and watch me jack-off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls I’d only be half right
I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw XBOX I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo
My parents don’t get me , you know?
They think I’m gay because they saw me kiss a guy ,well, a couple of guys
But I mean, it's the 2000's, can’t two, or four dudes make out with each other without being gay?
I mean chicks dig that kind of thing anyways
I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you’re the only one on that gets me, You’re my best friend, I feel like tacos.

 

I'm afraid I lack proficiency in the fine art of writing in emo. Are there any online tutorials that may help instruct me in this often overlooked art?

 

First we should linger in a Hot Topic and try on clothes meant for the opposite gender for a while, then get really indignant when someone hasn't heard of the shitty band whose too-tight hoodies we're wearing.