write something emo. Even if you are not emo.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Carlfloydfan, May 17, 2007.

  1. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

    I think emos kinda suck at being sad in fact. Its so fake and just for attention. So run with that, write something sad. But lets make it a parody. I bet we can do better.

    The skies cried when I was born
    for all the misery I would soon encounter
    seas parted to make way for the flood of tears
    that would fill the earth and drown all the girls
    who shattered my heart

    All the Sadness felt on this earth
    a mere fragment of the pain I struggle with each and every second
    The destruction of the universe
    will bask in the gloom of my stuggles
  2. 121

    121 Senior Member

    Wow! That was hella emo :D I would try and think of something equally emo to post but that would be gay...

    I find emo guys offensive but it's cool if a girl is emo.. yeah
  3. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    the sweet sharpness of the blade
    piercing through the apathy
    cleansing me of my mother's blood
    circling the drain of my agony.
  4. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    oh, c'mon. this thread had such potential.
  5. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    i feel like i've been crying for 24 hours..

    oh wait i have.. i must be emo
  6. WWKCD729

    WWKCD729 Member

    i get sad when i see puppies cry..
  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    The patches on my bookbag
    can never mask
    the tear stains on my face
    which lie beneath thick black-rimmed glasses of despair

    I cry to the wall, but all that I hear
    is the sound of Bright Eyes
    and the voices which say I am queer.

    My mind is broken and my heart is torn
    my pants look like they're worn
    but I bought them that way
    from Hot Topic for $89... with my mom's credit card
  8. asilos vulnerado

    asilos vulnerado Senior Member

    hahahahahahahahahahaha, dude, thats exactly what "emo" kids are like in my school, except you just trumped all of them:) And actually, I've noticed that the majority of people who are legitamently sad/depressed do not label themselves as emo. Labels suck dick
  9. 121

    121 Senior Member

    Wow! You just broken the Gay Emo Record.... wow
  10. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

    Death is my only reason for living
    the cuts on my wrist are unforgiving
    I hate my life and my mom and dad
    They ignore because iam really sad

    I wish I could cry a thousand years
    And a thousand pounds of tears
    I wish I had a pair of balls
    Insted of buying everything from hot topic at the malls

    ps i hate living :(
  11. Grim

    Grim Wandering Wonderer

    I'm so emo I pee angst, cry suffering, and ejaculate tragedy.
  12. do you also sweat rejection?
  13. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    rain down from the heavens
    flood the earth and drown my sorrows
    i want to wallow in the dakness
    the moon is my only friend
    night passes by and turns to day and leaves me empty
    the sun burns through me
    empathy is my only friend
    but apathy is all i get in the end
    bright eyes sings in my heart
    i dreamt of a fever,
    one that would cure me of this cold, winter set heart.
    with heat to melt these frozen tears and burned with reasons
    as to carry on.
    into these twisted months i plunge without a light to follow
    but i swear that i would follow anything
    if it would just get me out of here.
    i leave this earth dying with my empty exsistance
  14. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    oh thats so sexy, lets read poetry together and drink my moms vodka and cut ourselves for the worlds indifference
  15. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

    Thats pretty cool IS. sure you are not emo? :tongue:
  16. dodgeskitz

    dodgeskitz Member


    thats about it what else do emos do
  17. lakeoffire

    lakeoffire Live.Laugh.Fuck.

    hahahaha this thread reminds me of that song by hollywood undead- i must be emo! for those of you who dont know it(its so much better if you actually listen to the song):

    Dear Diary, Mood: Apathetic
    My life is spiraling downward
    I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red romance andsuffocate me dry concert
    It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like, Stab My Heart because I Love You and Rip Apart My Soul and of course Stabby, Rip, Stab, Stab
    And it doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to flippy thing either, like that guy from that band could do. Somedays.
    I’m an emo kid, non-confroming as can be you’d be non-conforming to if you looked just like me
    I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face
    I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs, cause I feel real deep when I’m dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
    Cause our dudes look like chicks and our chicks look like dikes
    Cause emo is one step below tranvestite
    Stop my breathing and slit my throat
    I must be emo
    I don’t jump around when I go to shows
    I must be emo
    I’m dark, and sensitive with low self esteem
    The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
    I have no real problems but I like to make believe
    I stole my sisters mascara and now I’m grounded for a week
    Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
    I can’t get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
    Girls keep breaking up with me
    It’s never any fun they say they already have a pussy
    They don’t need another one
    Stop my breathing and slit my throat
    I must be emo
    I don’t jump around when I go to shows
    I must be emo
    Dye in my hair nail polish on my toes
    I must be emo
    I play guitar and write suicide notes
    I must be emo
    My life is just a black abyss
    You know? It’s so dark
    And its suffocating me
    Grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip
    Tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans.
    Which look great on me, by the way
    When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction
    Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
    I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
    I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
    I’m just a bad, cheap, imitation of goth
    You could read me Catcher In The Rye and watch me jack-off
    I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
    If I said I like girls I’d only be half right
    I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
    I must be emo
    Screw XBOX I play old school Nintendo
    I must be emo
    I like to whine and hit my parentals
    I must be emo
    Me and my friends all look like clones
    I must be emo
    My parents don’t get me , you know?
    They think I’m gay because they saw me kiss a guy ,well, a couple of guys
    But I mean, it's the 2000's, can’t two, or four dudes make out with each other without being gay?
    I mean chicks dig that kind of thing anyways
    I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you’re the only one on that gets me, You’re my best friend, I feel like tacos.
  18. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    I'm afraid I lack proficiency in the fine art of writing in emo. Are there any online tutorials that may help instruct me in this often overlooked art?
  19. Grim

    Grim Wandering Wonderer

    First we should linger in a Hot Topic and try on clothes meant for the opposite gender for a while, then get really indignant when someone hasn't heard of the shitty band whose too-tight hoodies we're wearing.

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