:frown: Dear Marie, I will prove my undying love to you by making a human sacrifice in your honor. His name is Ian and he goes by ToFunToDie. I hope you are appeased. Please let my crops grow. Many thanks, Julie
Dear Marie, There's been a last minute change in plans and I must send you a different human sacrifice. I hope this doesn't inconvenience you in any way. I can't tell you the name just yet as I'm currently evaluating potential and worthy candidates. Will report my decision shortly. You will not be disappointed. Please continue to provide necessary rainfall. Your faithful servant, Julie
That actually happened to me and my sis. There was a dude Eric who wrote me all these love letters. He met my sis a couple years later when she went to high school with us. He started liking her and recycled the same letters and poetry. Whatta playah!
Dear Marie, I love you. Will you marry me? If so, I will divorse my husband for you. Let me know. Circle yes or no. Thanks. Yes No Love, Dar