write me a love letter

Jessica is one lucky girl. I could only wish for such a declaration

 

That looks so much like the letters I got from the guy I dated when I was 15. He wrote a poem in my yearbook about how I was his "Little hottie shawty with tha black spiked colla....coming round, looking hotter than Queen Amidala." Yeah...he was insanely white and nerdy.

 

....

 

I wonder how many people would be interested in someone who wasn't much to look at but who was intelligent and passionate. Me personally... that would totally turn me on, good looks or no.

 

I'm right there with you sister.

People's minds and hearts intrigue me far more than their looks. But damn, looks certainly do help

 

It is not about money. I have all I need. I can't be bought at any price.

But I am waiting for you to Justify my love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmvHuH3r7ok

Perhaps this song will do.

 

Oh I see...so if I get you Madonna, you will love me!

*goes searching for the vogue lady*

 

Dear Marie,

I have to tell you I have feelings for you, I'm falling in love with you. I can't live without you. I'm inundated with the sweet fragrance of romance every time I peer into your eyes. Come away with me and elope to a small carraibean island were we can live in a cabin by the lagoon.


I love you , Bus

 

Depends Bus.....can you handle the fact that I get body odor and like it?

 

That’s easy for you to say; the attractive woman you are, but I’ve seen no pictures of browning (even the commissioned portraits) that didn't show just how unattractive she was

Hotwater

 

I think you are missing the point

She said she would be attracted to someone for their brain and passion, no matter if they were attractive or not.

And yeah, Browning wasn't hot by any standards. however, she also suffered from illness from early in her life. She was one of about 11 kids and Robert Browning had to marry her in secret because daddy was an overbearing ass. So she's allowed to have a face that would not launch a thousand ships.

 

Dearest Marie,

Lose the shoes and open a beer. I'll be there in 5 minutes.

All my lus...er, love,

You Know Who

 

Dearest Marie,

It is very important for me to express to you how much you really mean to me. I wish I could do this in person while holding you in my arms and gazing into your eyes. But since we are physically separated by miles of emptiness, this expression must come in the form of letters such as this.

Marie, I know it is difficult for you, as it is for me, to be separated for so long. Life seems to be full of trials of this type which test our inner strength, and more importantly, our devotion and love for one another. After all, it is said that "True Love" is boundless and immeasurable and overcomes all forms of adversity. In truth, if it is genuine, it will grow stronger with each assault upon its existence.

Marie, our love has been assaulted many times, and I am convinced that it is true because the longer I am away from you, the greater is my yearning to be with you again. You are my enchanted Princess, and I am your devoted Prince. I cherish any thought of you, prize any memory of you that rises from the depths of my mind, and live for the day when our physical separation will no longer be.

Until that moment arrives, I send to you across the miles, my tender love, my warm embrace, and my most passionate kiss.

Love Ian

 

Your name is Ian? *squeals* I love that name!

 

Yeah my name is Ian.

 

*nods* yep you got it Marie.

 

Lord Voldemort??

 

I think I win.

 

Dear Marie,

My love is like a red red rose. And I feel a little thorny.

Yours always,
Julie

 

That was horrible. Try again.