write me a love letter

*wonders how hard it is to remove the skid marks*

 

I'll send Mildo to your house occasionally to help shape your hobbit up. Whats its name again?

 

I'm sorry baby. Here let me make it up to you. Here how I really feel about you.

http://www.bebo.com/c/video?FlashBoxId=7759432161&

 

Right back at ya babe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTneO6UgRuM

 

Oh, I have the original Bilbo...the elves were tired of his endless talk of the ring. I'll just keep Mildo for a bit...I need a cook.

 

roses are red violets are blue....wait no they arn't thier fuckin VIOLET HENCE THE NAME ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH......oh shit this is a love letter and shit. Dear whoever you are a love you so much i want to rip out your heart and eat it so you will always be with me. No that doesn't work how about i love everything about you from the way you type to the pictures you post right down to your little net handle, which i can't remember because well you are just not that important to me.

 

You should eat my brains instead of my heart....then you might learn how to use punctuation

 

Really would that work? I'm horrible with punctuation.

 

I theorize that it may. When people get bone marrow transplants, blood, or other portions of anatomy sometimes the recepient changes. Their taste in music might change to that of the donor. Their personality might even see changes.

SO I suppose if you eat someone's brain, you might get some of their brain power too?!

 

Yeah ever since Bilbo went on that quest with his dwarf pals he did get kind of laxidazical didn't he

 

I'd be a bit anxious to go on another adventure too and if i were bored stiff, I might self-medicate.

 

Ok, then i guess i shall eat your brains. Thank you for the tip...on a side note when i get arrested for being a psychopath do you think in court i can just say I NEEDED TO EAT THEM BRAINS SO I CAN LEARN PUNCUATION? ohhh and maybe spelling....

 

Dear Marie,

I love you. I know you don't know who I am but I think you're amazing and you deserve better men in your life. I've smelt your breath on your pillow after you woke like the scent of a beautiful Frangipani. I've watched your elegant fingers slip around the headache pills and caress them as a carefree maiden goes about her daily chores, as I wish you would do to me. I've seen that scoundrel Marc, he's no good for you. He doesn't care about you the way I do, he hasn't seen you at 2AM waking up, gasping for breath and wishing he could help you the way I know I could. He hasn't seen you singing in the mornings, cooking breakfast for you lovely daughter and dancing, oh so elegantly, like a subtle leaf caught in the breeze. I want you Marie, and I know you want me too.

Yours sincerely,
Jai.

NB: Refusal is not an option.

 

You can try! But then they will look at your history and realize that when a girl asked for a nice little comment because she never gets an appreciation thread, that you told her you were gonna eat her heart. So I am not sure that you will get away with it.

But we only live once, so you might as well have no regrets

 

:cheers2: I knew you would feel my want and desire one day. I have been waiting for this moment all of my days. Now I can scream out your name this evening and know you are with me

 

Wait wait so it'd be something like this then? OOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO MARIE!!!!

OOOOOHOHOHOOOOOHHOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOOOO!!!!! Jaitaiyai!!!!

 

Shortly this will be the HLA thread.

 

except I have no idea how to say that.



Shhhhhh....don't tell.

 

I am really stupid about shortened shit....what is HLA?