AHahaha... I love poles. You got the south pole, then you got the east pole. Poles are grand. I love everybody.
Well, I daresay that's a good habit to get into. Much less debilitating than, say a heroin love. Good on you. I don't love everybody, but I make an effort. I have a friend who saw a crazy many in the supermarket who had been eating chocolate, and got it stuck in his dentures, so he took out his teeth and licked them.