I got into a conversation with a guy on Sunday. He is retired military, but also he is retired from another career that he would not divulge until he knows me better. Now doesn't that just drive you crazy? I guessed cop, and pimp, and football player, and porn producer. I wonder if it's CIA ? Or maybe it's hair stylist?
Before that I was a diesel fitter at the panyhose factory. I would inspect the panty hose at the end of the line, hold them up and say These will fit her.
Those aren't all bad. The only thing i can think of that might be a little eery, would be a mortician. I'd feel like he was thinking new business, every time he looked at me. Rule out politician, he'd tried to fondle you.
Like in that Arnie movie True Lies, where Bill Paxtons character pretends to be a secret agent to spice it up for Jamie Lee Curtis, but them pees himself when he does actually get caught in the spy stuff
He was quite a gentleman, but I guess serial killers can often be very charming. I don't get that vibe from him. Maybe it was a pick up line, but not likely. We had already been dancing, and he had already asked me to join him for dinner, and we had already hit it off, but it I was too into the music. I'm still dying to know.