Wouldn't divulge

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  1. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

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    I got into a conversation with a guy on Sunday. He is retired military, but also he is retired from another career that he would not divulge until he knows me better. Now doesn't that just drive you crazy? I guessed cop, and pimp, and football player, and porn producer. I wonder if it's CIA ? Or maybe it's hair stylist?
     
  2. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    I used to be a pilot at the race track. I would pick up horse shit from here and pile it over there.
     
  3. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Before that I was a diesel fitter at the panyhose factory. I would inspect the panty hose at the end of the line, hold them up and say These will fit her.
     
  4. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    Ha! Let us know if you find out.
     
  5. jimandjan

    jimandjan Member

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    You may not want to find out. Old saying of a b.s. I know; If I told you, then I'd have to kill you.
     
  6. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

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    Maybe he's a pastor, or abortion doctor, or exorcist, or gun maker.
     
  7. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Maybe he's a pastor, who performs abortions, while doing exorcisms and making guns.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  8. jimandjan

    jimandjan Member

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    Those aren't all bad. The only thing i can think of that might be a little eery, would be a mortician. I'd feel like he was thinking new business, every time he looked at me.

    Rule out politician, he'd tried to fondle you.
     
  9. Ranger

    Ranger Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I would be wary of him if he was a "mortician" for the CIA...
     
  10. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

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    ah yeah, he could be an assassin. He said its "no big deal" then why be secretive?
     
  11. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    sounds like a bullshit ploy to try and rope you in.
     
  12. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Like in that Arnie movie True Lies, where Bill Paxtons character pretends to be a secret agent to spice it up for Jamie Lee Curtis, but them pees himself when he does actually get caught in the spy stuff
     
  13. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    exactly..:2thumbsup:
     
  14. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    I hope he is not a serial killer.
     
  15. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

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    He was quite a gentleman, but I guess serial killers can often be very charming. I don't get that vibe from him. Maybe it was a pick up line, but not likely. We had already been dancing, and he had already asked me to join him for dinner, and we had already hit it off, but it I was too into the music.

    I'm still dying to know.
     
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  17. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

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    ah good one. Not sure why he would call that a career.
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    anything over 20 years can be considered a career
     
  19. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Is this another guy already?, after the one from the other thread.

    I'm so proud
     
  20. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

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    Just a night of meeting people and having fun. Happens you know.
     

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