Would you trade your spouse / SO ?

we would probably come up with some kind of devious scheme where I pretend to trade him but then we secretly meet back up and enjoy the money together on the downlow.

 

Just like me at my yearly soul-selling.

 

Sounds like the plot of an old black and white movie. Don't all those people go to Rio de Janeiro to drink martinis?

 

I can't think of anything that would be at all worth losing the companionship of a woman that lusted after me from the moment she first laid eyes on me at 14 years old only to let it slowly build over our passive interactions for the next 20 years yet keeping it all inside until a couple years ago when we started talking one night on Facebook. Since then we have built a bond I never could have understood from any relationship previously. Everyday I wake up and realize I love this woman more than the day before and it never ends. There is an amount of love, respect, admiration and dignity in this relationship that exceeds any trade ability. I have my best friend, my confidant, my lover and my mentor all in one, no amount of money could get that back if it was gone.

 

Hmmmmm....A billion dollars is a lot of money...
I think I'll pass.

It is a lot of money though...

 

...but why trade for a billion, when you could trade for... a million...

 

Wait, a billion dollars I thought it said a million. I need to rethink this

 

ok, if not a billion dollars, how about world peace?

 

Yes, I'm sure she would understand.

 

lol

 

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OP, where is my money (and my partner)!?

 

Lol oy.

 

would i? no never, we were made for each other xx plus no one else would have him

 

nah. it's either riches or pussy for me.

 

Besides, a billion dollars lasts longer

 

I was reminded yesterday what an awesome and understanding husband I have so again...No, I wouldn't trade him for anything in the world.

 

Is this an offer?

 

Ok, what if giving him up would spare humanity from going through a nightmare genocidal apocalypse that would kill and torment billions of innocent people.

You'd just have to break up with him, and then both of you would find someone else that you liked almost as much, but maybe a little less.

 

Kill us all!!!