Would You Suck Yourself?

When I was a teenager and very thin and flexible , I was able to flip my legs up and over hooking the shelf at the head of my bed. I could only suck on the head but, it was great. I would end up cumming on my face or in my mouth...

 

Been there, tried that, but could only bend far enough to touch the head of my cock with the tip of my tongue. That was enough for a facial.

 

Have managed to get about 1 to 2 inch in my mouth.

 

When I was younger and thinner I could get the head in my mouth. It was awesome!

 

okay guys, just get the bottom two ribs removed and have a ball(or atleast a dick )

 

Same here. It was easier when I was in my 20s but not now.

I would love to suck myself off for a small group (3 or 4) of women to watch.

 

Yeah i image you would. But your group size is ineresting. Would say 2 or 5 women not work for you? or a group of 17??
no? 3 or 4 or nothing? i like your style....
How close to you would these lucky women be while watching you? 1 or 2 feet away?
What would they be doing? laughing and calling you names?
is your wife in the group?

 

There you go - answers to your questions.

 

You are one sick puppy ..... But atleast you are a good husband
Just incase anyone else took my post, asking the questions, seroiusly-it was a joke.

 

One man's sick is another man's good clean fun.

If you want to see sick, visit some of the clubs in San Francisco. I have never been, but an acquaintance of mine had to go for his job - he is a Ph.D. researcher in psychology. Some of the stuff he saw would make you lose your mud.

 

Yeah some freaky shit in SF ......by US standards but its vanilla compared to many other funky spots atound the globe.
Many places would make one loose ones mud much quicker.

 

I'm str8. If I could I would bob my head down to suck my cock. I would slide my cock down my throat till my nose rested on top of my balls.
I would cum each and every day in my Virgin mouth.
Swallowing my cum. In fact if I could I would be sucking myself as I read the post here.

 

Just get the 2 ribs removed and then you can do exactly what you sooo enjoyed telling us

 

If i could i would sure try.

 

If I could suck my own cock, I'd probably never leave the house. Haha

If I could I would. It would probably also lend itself to the feeling I get of wanting to eat my own cum when I masturbate, but lose the urge once I've cum. This would let me do direct deposit or so to say.

 

I absolutely would...and swallow. I am a married straight guy and see nothing wrong with it. It's just another form of masturbation and my cum is just that...it's MINE. Another good friend of mine, who is also married, told me one time if he could do it he would never leave the house.

 

I tried but couldn't do it although my wife tried to help by pushing on the back of my head.

 

I never thought about it when I was young . I guess I was to busy whacking off.

 

I never even thought about doing it when I was young.

 

I cannot because I cannot reach my cock. But if I could I would love to suck it hard till I cum in my mouth.