You two DO realise you're giving a chap a 'raging stiffy',with all this talk of soap,bubbles,lather,foam,etc??? Oh,if only I were gay-WHAT a threesome THAT'D make!
Umm...will a magnifying glass I won in a raffle do,Toots? If not-let's just leap in and the first one to giggle is a weirdo...