no, I dig my left arm...it doesn't have to do a lot...it's like the arn that's always on vacation...and I admire that because I always wanna be on vacation
There's no amount of money anyone could offer me to give up my left arm, or any other appendage. Would I say the same thing in a hundred years from now when limb replacement or regeneration is common place - no, but for now the million dollar man will just have to remain the middleclass man hotwater
The same as the butt wiping arm - make it part of the deal, whoever buys it has to get you off every time you need it.
"Maybe if I got a wife with it (LOL)" This option shits me, why write "lol" in brackets? did you really laugh? does it matter you laughed at your own joke? If it's funny you dont need to write "lol"